In the name of God the Merciful, the Compassionate
I, Hasan, the son of Akbar, resident of the village of Saraab, being of sound mind and resolute belief in Muhammad, praise be upon him (PBUH) and the 12 Imams, the Pure Ones, declare this here as my last and final will and testament.
The devastating rise in the national suicide level has caught the attention of the Clinton Foundation. One look at the numbers and it’s obvious – it is an epidemic. Last year suicide was the number two cause of death amongst Americans aged 25-34.
This is a cute little clip titled, Why I Vote Democrat. It gets the message across. Democrats hate it! Love the ending – the most important part!
To Help Americans better understand President Obama’s Jobs Program VII – The Return of The Laser-Like Focus, the Democrat National Committee has released this image for the DNC/Obama “Ladder to Success” Jobs program.
Dear Johnny,
I am writing to seek help with my dog who has been revealing himself to be a bigoted, racist, transphobic, bully and I don’t know what to do? For starters,
Depending upon in which circles you run, or chant among burning candles, the term conspiracy theory has no doubt been tossed around. Among most, it has become a pejorative term to dismiss those who voice their distrust in official narratives or reported stories of major world-changing events.
Breaking news: After the disastrous public relations events last Wednesday, with NH State Police illegally arresting nine innocent (and quiet citizen-observers of the Governors and executive council meeting), the NH Department of Safety has hired a Public Relations firm to help their public image.
Welcome to Friday morning and what better way to start it than this. Proof (again?) that Critical Race Theory and the #woke culture is what is racist.
Progressives and their Identity Group Political Totem pole adherents won’t get it – they have little to no sense of humor. They’ll just take offense while the rest of us smirk a bit – at them.
The contrast between the left’s mopey zoom convention and the GOP’s uplifting one could not be starker. America sucks vs. Americans are awesome. Andrew Klavan took the obvious and turned out a satire masterpiece: “Dems Brilliantly Counter-Program Inspiring Republican Convention With Riots And Looting.”
Now that all the talk about Russian collusion, quid pro quo, and believing all women seem to be fading away along with Hillary Clinton’s presidential ambitions, the country is beginning to focus on other issues and new catchphrases.
Mike’s post “Babylon Bee: Sanders Confused By NH Motto” uses the old tried and true formula – just enough truth to be believable and in this case, the butt of the satire is sufficiently known not to be a Liberty and Freedom kind of guy:
I actually think the NBA line is a little more biting – and true. (H/T: Powerline)
Back in July, the family of Mini AOC pulled the plug. The left-wing speech police doxxed them off the internet. Removing an inconvenient parody of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her ideology with death threats and promises of in-you farce harassment. But she’s back.
Provincetown, Massachusetts was one of the early gay meccas. A recognized enclave of inclusiveness for those wandering about the gender spectrum. But this gaytopia, like all of Cape Cod, is under assault.
Babylon Bee consistently delivers some of the best political satire on the internet. So, their spin on why anti-Semite Ilhan Omar might not support the green new deal is spot-on.
The Twitter sensation known as MiniAOC has made an internet-career out of mocking Congressocialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She started here and hasn’t stopped. Her latest is a photo collage and a tweet, and it’s a riot.
This from Michael Walsh made my Thanksgiving Day. Just about every SJW talking point and attitude is roundly roasted and pickled! I had only quickly glanced at the headline and went “right, just another screed from someone that hates Thanksgiving” and was about to pass it by – glad I didn’t. Wrong – just read it:
Thanksgiving Must Be Abolished
Around this time every year we are treated to multiple news articles explaining how we ought to deal with our racist conservative relatives at Thanksgiving. These articles, in my opinion, miss the point entirely. We shouldn’t be dealing with our racist conservative relatives at Thanksgiving dinner at all because we shouldn’t be having a Thanksgiving dinner in the first place.
Thanksgiving is a patriarchal ritual in which white men and their subjugated marital slaves commemorate the mass execution of Indigenous People by consuming the living flesh of innocent animals. It is frankly shocking that any decent person still celebrates this “holiday” in 2018, but I suppose that’s to be expected. Most people today have a cartoonish idea of history. If they had a more mature and nuanced perspective they would realize that the pilgrims were a bunch of thieving, genocidal, disease-ridden, smallpox-toting demons who accomplished nothing of value whatsoever. You might say they established and built a civilization, which, hey, is kind of neat. But so what? What has this civilization ever done for me besides give me everything?
Allie Beth Stuckey from CRTV has done the “hard job” of coming up with a universal campaign ad for Democrats, and It’s Brilliant! Here’s a sample. “Democrats believe that women are powerful and independent. They are also helpless victims of the patriarchy who require government intervention to succeed. Any woman who disagrees with us on … Read more
I seriously cannot fathom how much press has been given to the Notion of Stephen Colbert running for President. And he will likely end up garnering votes, even if such a notion is satirical. Mickey Mouse and other such ficticious characters have traditionally done so.
But we must not forget the Stupid People. Those who vote for a candidate because the candidate is physically appealing or has nice teeth or speaks well or is the “chosen one” It is those same people that think “Plastic Jesus is an actual hymn.
Well, I don’t care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I’ll go far.
Winston Churchill once quipped, “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” Is that to say people are dumb? Well some certainly are….others are simply glazed over…as if reading the assembly instructions to a new gas grill.