The contrast between the left’s mopey zoom convention and the GOP’s uplifting one could not be starker. America sucks vs. Americans are awesome. Andrew Klavan took the obvious and turned out a satire masterpiece: “Dems Brilliantly Counter-Program Inspiring Republican Convention With Riots And Looting.”
Related: If you didn’t think the Left’s demands could not get worse, well, we warned you.
NBC’s Chuck Todd, in an interview with the life-size cardboard cutout of himself he keeps in his bedroom for when his wife is away, said, “Republicans have debased themselves with calls for absurd patriotic unity, programs for garish prosperity and a foreign policy selfishly designed to help the United States before anyone else.”
“It’s a stroke of genius for Democrats to balance that with high-minded images of people’s businesses going up in flames in the name of social justice,” he said. “Who on earth can remain uninspired by the great cause of destroying everything anyone has ever built in order to create a utopia you thought of while playing Fortnite in your parents’ basement?”
And they’ve expanded this “get out the vote” tactic to the suburbs. A little taste of Democrat rule for you systemic [insert something here] inequality racists. Their thoughts, not mine.
You may even get to see a guillotine or two, some flag burning, and a variety of property destruction. All Democrat endorsed “protesting” or, if you live in New Hampshire, destruction without comment from our all Dem congressional crew.
To recycle a phrase, Democrat Silence to Violence. Becasue they support it but do not think they can get reelected if they say so publicly.
You can read all of Klavan’s piece at the Daily Wire.
Image: Minneapolis Riots from earlier this year.
