Babylon Bee Brings epic Satire on Why Ilhan Omar Can't Support the Green New Deal - Granite Grok

Babylon Bee Brings epic Satire on Why Ilhan Omar Can’t Support the Green New Deal

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Babylon Bee consistently delivers some of the best political satire on the internet. So, their spin on why anti-Semite Ilhan Omar might not support the green new deal is spot-on.

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal hit a snag when it lost the support of another freshman representative, Ilhan Omar. Omar had been an enthusiastic supporter of the Green New Deal and wanted to save the earth, but then she noticed something very disturbing when looking at a map of the earth: Earth is the planet on which Israel resides.

“You’ve been hypnotized by the Jews!” Omar accused a surprised Ocasio-Cortez. Omar then ripped up a copy of the Green New Deal. “This is just a plot to help Israel keep existing! Did AIPAC pay you off?”

It’s no mystery that militant Islamic factions are happy to destroy the planet to cleanse it of infidels. The true believers will go to paradise while the rest of us burn in hell. And dying in the name of Allah is the highest honor.

Ocasio-Cortez was very apologetic, saying she hadn’t considered how her plan would affect Israel. She then vowed to change her plan so it might save the whole planet except where Israel resides.

With these Democrats, you can almost picture this happening.

| Babylon Bee