Greta Thunberg Archives

Morning Update: Wiped Out

September 9, 2026 The Morning Update

Today on the Morning Update, we revisit a classic. Pocket-sized climate catastrophist turned Hamas spokesmuppet, Greta “Floatilla” Thunberg, might be a little bit less climate Marxist and a little bit more muslim apologist (Marxist), but she’s on the hook for how wrong she’s been, and it’s still hilarious. Watch on the ‘Grok Rumble Channel if … Read more

Morning Update: Greta (Something-Something) Cuba!

March 18, 2026 The Morning Update

Today, on the Morning Update, Greta Thunberg is outraged at what America “is doing” to Cuba, but doesn’t seem to know much about what Cuba has been doing to Cubans. Watch on the ‘Grok Rumble Channel if the embedded video does not load.* Ep 130 Links: Authors’ and Speakers’ opinions are their own and may … Read more

MACDONALD: Greta’s Gaza Flotilla Springs Queer “Leak”

September 28, 2025September 28, 2025 Steve MacDonald

Most of what we’ve heard about the Gaza Flotilla revolves around Muppet Greta Thunberg’s participation. She’s the high-profile attendee. The name or face of a 52-vessel effort to get mostly symbolic humanitarian aid past the Israeli military blockade. Israel isn’t going to let them pass, and they all likely know this, but the boats are … Read more

If You Lay Down with Environmentalist Dogs You Might Wake up With Jew-Hating Marxist Fleas

November 14, 2023 Steve MacDonald

It would be an understatement to say that Greta Thunberg is a child of the Left. She was a darling, marketed alongside the climate lie to advance the redistribution of Western Wealth and the goals of global economic socialism.

Greta’s World

June 24, 2023 Op-Ed

Greta Thunberg has been the darling of the Leftist climate nuts for a while now. Greta is an Asperger syndrome patient, which is an autism spectrum disorder. Asperger’s is characterized by abnormalities in social interactions.

Muppet Greta Deletes Armageddon Tweet From 2018 with 5-Year Shelf Life

September 8, 2026March 14, 2023 Steve MacDonald

The climate cult has spent hundreds of billions, if not trillions, in other people’s money to accomplish one goal. It is the only thing they are good at doing. Being wrong. If a Cult leader predicts it, we can be confident it will not happen.

If Climate Change “Colonialism” is a Real Thing Greta, Your Whole Movement is Doomed

March 2, 2023 Steve MacDonald

Swedish Climate Muppet Greta Thunberg is making news in Norway, where she and some activist muppet buddies blocked access to the Ministry of Energy to protest a proposed wind farm project. The reasoning: “indigenous peoples who live in the area.”

Fake, Like the Crisis She Peddles – Watch Greta Thunberg’s Staged “Arrest” in Germany

January 19, 2023 Steve MacDonald

Donald Trump was right about the risks of Germany relying on Russia for energy, and now they need to burn a lot of coal. Muppet Greta and the other climate muppets staged a protest at a town that will be leveled because … Donald Trump was right.

Greta Thunberg Needs To Announce That She’s a Boy if “He” Wants to “Save” the ‘Planet’

December 9, 2022 Steve MacDonald

When Greta Thunberg was muppet Greta with her braid and her attitude, she was a media star, Climate Cult godling, Time Magazine’s Person of the Year, heck, there’s even a statue of her. But Greta grew up and fell on hard times.

Two State’s With the Lowest Crime in the Nation Get an ‘F’ on “Grabby” Giffords Gun Safety Scorecard

February 21, 2022 Steve MacDonald

Democrats want to end civilian gun ownership, and they will do and say anything to make that happen. Gabby Giffords, who survived a gunshot wound to the head, decided that gave her the credibility to run a gun confiscation group.

Climate-Muppet Greta Thunberg Bites The Hand That Fed Her

November 3, 2021 Steve MacDonald

The now 18-year-old climate Muppet, Gret Thunberg, has evolved. Once a darling of the political climate elite, her own “climate” has changed. She is now a rhetorical brick thrower.

Greta Thunberg Inspired Climate Group Cancels Itself ‘cuz It’s Too Damn White

June 17, 2021 Auntie Vaquser

Have you seen pictures of Muppet Greta? She’s Scandinavian. She could be on a paint chit at Lowes. Navaho, Ecru, Pale, Bright, and Thunberg White. The polite term for this is ‘Fair,’ but there’s nothing like that about her agenda.

Greta ThunBorg – Threatens to Ruin Dems ‘Legacy’ If They Don’t Do What She Says

April 23, 2021 Steve MacDonald

I used to call her muppet-Greta because she was a child who read scripts written by her father and some climate activist dude. Now that Time Magazine’s Person of the year is 18, she’s still a muppet, but she’s graduated to Borg. Greta Thunborg. Another climate cult collectivist.

Bronze Statue of Greta Thunberg Mimics Green Movements Messed Up Priorities

August 7, 2022April 19, 2021 Steve MacDonald

A UK University has a new idol to worship. They dropped nearly £24,000 on a little bronze statue of little Climate Muppet Greta Thunberg. If you want to leave flowers, a responsibly sourced latte, or the head of an oil executive at her feet, you’ll first have to get past the angry staff.

India Investigating Criminal Conspiracy After Muppet-Greta Mis-Tweet

February 7, 2021 Steve MacDonald

Greta Thunberg, who is now 18, has been a puppet of the Environmental Left for years. All of her years as their ‘front girl.’ We exposed that here, and it’s why I call her Muppet Greta. A Little “green” puppet not named Kermit. Because for her, it is easy being green.

2020 Hurricane Season Headlines – More Record-Breaking, Relentless Bullsh!t.

November 13, 2020 Steve MacDonald

Search ‘Hurricane Season,’ and you’ll get battered with fainting-couch headlines like, record-breaking and relentless. What you need to know is that they left out the word bullish!t. They mean record-breaking, relentless Bullsh!t.

The Ignoble Nobel Disses Precious Little Greta

October 12, 2020 Auntie Vaquser

There can be only one Nobel Peace Prize winner each year. We knew it wasn’t going to be someone who did something historic, like Mr. Trump. That’s now how this works. But a nominee darling on the left got stiffed too.

Notable Quote – Bjorn Lomberg

July 18, 2020 Skip

For decades, climate activists have exhorted people in the wealthy West to change their personal behavior to cut carbon emissions. We have been told to drive less, to stop flying and, in general, to reduce consumption—all in the name of saving the planet from ever higher temperatures.

Have You Met Greta Thunberg’s Nemesis? Naomi Seibt – The 19-Year Old German Climate Realist

May 26, 2020May 25, 2020 Steve MacDonald

If you search Naomi Seibt, you will immediately understand that she is the real deal. The not Greta Thunberg. A young lady with ideas about climate science that run counter to the globalist narrative. A threat to the ruling class socialist economic climate agenda.

CNN Puts Greta Thunberg on Their Coronavirus Panel of Experts

May 13, 2020 Steve MacDonald

Climate Muppet Greta Thunberg hasn’t gotten much attention since she won Time Magazine’s Man of the Year Award, or whatever they call it now. But never fear, CNN is here! She’s an expert on their Coronavirus panel – Facts and Fears, Thursday at 8 pm ET.