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School Principal Bans Candy Canes cuz the “J” Shape is for Jesus

A little know fact about candy canes, probably because it’s not true, is that they are ‘J’ shaped for Jesus. The Red stripe is for his blood (it’s not). And the white stripe is for the resurrection (also not true). But none of that prevented an elementary school principal from banning them.

Book note: “Jesus, A Biography from a Believer”

Whether you’re a believer or not, this short “biography of Jesus” by renowned historian Paul Johnson is well worth reading. Jesus’s teachings were essentially libertarian, and gave birth to the freedom, inventiveness, justice, and wealth of Western Civilization (under assault and beleaguered though all may be today). In the book the author audaciously posits that …

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“Unto you, a Child is born”

Tomorrow, the Christian world celebrates it’s second most sacred day of the year, the celebration of the day that Jesus the Christ, the Son of God, who came to a fallen world.  He came, of his own free will, to be the fulfilment of the long ago prophecies in the Old Testament to be the …

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Jesus and the Democrat

JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. …

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Piss Be Upon Him

I assume Israel bashing and pissing on Jesus are still democrat approved artistic pursuits–for which I deserve a taxpayer funded government grant.  But will Pelosi also cover my health insurance costs?  What if I don’t want to be tied to my job and instead choose to become an artist who travels the country making caricatures of Mohammed (Peace Be …

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