Milford, New Hampshire, got some unwanted attention this past week. The school board decided that as part of their effort to manage the unnecessarily complex problem of bathrooms and body parts, they’d ban urinals.
Auntie Vaquser
Vermont Passes Bill to Make The State a Sanctuary For Death and Dismemberment
Vermont is already a safe space for killing yourself. It approved a constitutional amendment securing the right to reproductive freedom, by which they meant abortion. And now they are looking to become a sanctuary for death and dismemberment.
UBF, Because It Will Make Progs Crap Their Twisted Hoplophobic Panties.
I can’t think of a better reason to get this firearm accessory than that owning it would trigger the average Birkenstocked latte-drinking liberal stooge. What is it? It’s the Pluse Fire UBF (Under-Barrel Flame Thrower).
Public School Groomer Let Go For … Grooming.
A Portland, Maine, substitute teacher was fired after they directed them to “‘potentially inappropriate’ TikTok posts, with one student reportedly claiming that the sub encouraged a class to check out her profile on the social media site.”
You Might Be An Anti-Vaxxer If …
I’m thinking about changing my byline again. I was a Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier. After Biden, the source for LDFPS, alighted his stumbling ass upon the Offal Office, I became a Browncoat (Firefly Reference if you missed it).
#Woke College President “Trips” Over Mohammed, #Woke Faculty Ask Her to Resign
Being a #woke president of a #woke college should be easier than this but then, not so much. The identity politics totem can turn on you at any moment, which seems to be what happened to Hamline University college President Dr. Fayneese Miller.
Tampax Gives in to #Woke Culture – Pays ‘Non-Binary’ (Guy) To Promote Its Products
So, it turns out that a second biological (non-binary male) has been paid to promote “women’s health” products. I know; who was the first? I’m not all that interested but is this a job women won’t do, or was it another job stolen by a man?
Classified Documents Found in Ashley Biden’s Shower*
“Investigators” (doing business as Biden’s Lawyers) continue searching for misplaced Obama-Era classified documents ferreted away by his former Vice President. And if they are being honest, they could be anywhere.
Pappas and Kuster Vote to Kill Born, Breathing, Babies
There are places, almost all of them in America, where it is “legal” to kill babies up to or even at the time of birth. Advocates sell this practice, everywhere else labeled accurately as infanticide, as women’s health – regardless of its effect on women or their health.
Your Democrat Leaders are Full of It!
J6 has come and gone, but not without President* Lying Joe Biden and Vice President* Kamala “what border” Harris opening their crooked little mouths and lying so blatantly that even Democrats should be embarrassed by it. They won’t, but they should.
NYC Mayor Says Enough With The Huddled Masses Yearning To Be Free
Illegal Aliens have swarmed across the border into America, some with nothing but their iPhones and Nikes. Millions of them. Is that what the Democrats meant by a rising tide?
Woman Who Was a Man That Stalked and Murdered an Ex-Girlfriend Executed as a Woman
Here’s something you won’t see every day but that I expect we might be seeing more often. A man who identifies as a woman (Amber McLaughlin) was executed for murder in Missouri on Tuesday.
If Keeping “Porn” Out of School and Public Libraries Is Banning Books, Then ….
People claiming to be adults and not groomers are defending the use of adult-oriented material (porn) directed at kids in public schools, public libraries, and perhaps even classrooms. If you suggest they are not age-appropriate, they label you a book banner. First, F!!! You. Second?
Department of “Corrections” – Maine Man Convicted of Double Murder “Corrected” to Woman
Andrew T. Balcer was convicted of double murder after stabbing his parents and the family dog. At the time of the murder Balcer who is 6′ 1′, 245 pounds, claims they were not supportive of his desire to live as a woman.
Happy Shwanzaa!
Hijacking an existing holiday to get some adherents for your new one is as old as time. And if you’ve no idea the exact date of the thing you are celebrating, then it makes sense to piggyback away. Eases the conversion process.
Sex Toys for Justice!
There was a time when expressing your sexuality in a public space was inappropriate. The new rule is to lay it out there and demand others acknowledge it.
Should New Hampshire Require Democrat Voters to Carry Party Passports?
Here’s an idea I have blatantly hijacked from the fascist left. They wanted (many of them demanded) that victims of COVID vaccine self-harm get privileges denied to everyone else. Papers, please! Yes, passports. Well, why can’t we protect the New Hampshire advantage similarly?
School Board Member #Wokesplains Herself Out of Office
If you wanted to find a busy-body-positive social justice gender warrior and had no interest in joining Instagram or TikTok, a school board might be the first place to look for her. Moth to a flame that.
Not Enough White Men Are Killing Each Other and That’s Racist
When it comes to Democrats, what you get never aligns with the shiny brochure of narratives they sell you – it’s usually the opposite. Take Black Lives Matter. Since the Summer of 2020, The Left couldn’t shut up about it, but since then, black men have been dying at a record-setting pace.