I’m thinking about changing my byline again. I was a Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier. After Biden, the source for LDFPS, alighted his stumbling ass upon the Offal Office, I became a Browncoat (Firefly Reference if you missed it).
But now, I might be Auntie Vaquser because Merriam-Webster’s Online Dictionary has decided to amend its definition of the term anti-vaxxer. I stumbled on it while surfing Substack.
The old definition included “a person who opposes the use of vaccines or regulations mandating vaccination.”
The new one goes something like this:
a person who opposes the use of some or all vaccines, regulations mandating vaccination, or usually both.
Since a vaccine has been redefined as almost any syringe-based medical intervention promoted by the state or its mouthpieces (so-called public health experts, alleged journalists, celebrities, athletes, or Instagram influencers), are those opposed to lethal injection or the death penalty anti-vaxxers?
Yes!
More good news. Intravenous drug users are not “vaccine” hesitant; they are self-vaccinating, and if you oppose this it might make you an anti-vaxxer. As you know, the government is not doing much, if anything, to stop the flow of self-medicating intoxicants from China, through Mexico, and into the US, ergo, approval.
We should assume that any regulations against these individual “medical” interventions might be anti-vaxxer.
And it all turns on the redefinition of a vaccine.
Check out @CDCgov’s evolving definition of “vaccination.” They’ve been busy at the Ministry of Truth: pic.twitter.com/4k2xf8rvsL
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) September 8, 2021
Maybe you shouldn’t have let them get away with that because not long after, they changed the definition of fully vaccinated and the efficacy of medical masks, etc., as the list of things that were once one thing then another is quite long.
And when it became clear these interventions did not prevent or stop the spread (presumably of COVID), they told you the answer was more of the same.
At some point, they admitted to a risk of myocarditis, and recently – after months of saying you should get the COVID and Flu vaccines together, doing so might increase the risk of stroke.
As the list of conspiracy theories becomes truth (see also science), a few of the so-called public health experts, alleged journalists, celebrities, athletes, or Instagram influencers have asked for amnesty. Sorry about all that; water under the bridge, okay.
Not okay.
But you can call me Aunti Vaquser anyway, at least until I change it again.
Edited and updated after publication.