Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Johnny Bananas is the world's first Truly Professional Fake News Reporter! The legend of Johnny Bananas grows like a...well a ripe banana on a sick and dying tree.  Mr. Bananas (He/Is/Awesome) has taken fake news and satire and fused them into an artform that, once swallowed, goes down like a jagged little red pill that tastes like sweet honey.  As the saying goes, once you've gone Bananas you'll never go back.
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Bananas Academy: Summer Class Schedule

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

School’s out for summer…only if you’re a loser! We at Bananas Academy are winners and we’re looking for other winners who would rather spend their summer bettering themselves instead of soaking up the short lived New England sun wasting expensive gas on adventures and chasing members of the opposite sex for momentary pleasure and lasting … Read more

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Dear Johnny: Please Help – My Dog Is A Bigoted, Racist, Sexist, Transphobic, Bully!

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Dear Johnny,

I am writing to seek help with my dog who has been revealing himself to be a bigoted, racist, transphobic, bully and I don’t know what to do? For starters,

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Banana’s Inc. Proudly Introduces: Gommorah Heights Assisted Living!

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Anticipating a generation of Bootie Boomers ™ Banana’s Inc. is excited to announce the development of state of the art assisted living facility adjacent to the Kendall Retirement Home in Hanover, NH / Dothan Brook Elementary, VT. Thanks to generous land grants obtained with the help of Assistant Health Secretary Rachel Levine and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg (pronounced boot-ee-judge) we take exceedingly great PRIDE announcing will be breaking new ground as we break societal norms this summer!

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Patriarchy Profile: Satan Klaus

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

In case you haven’t heard of the World Economic Forum (WEF), likely because as a member of the world you’re on the target, not the invite list, here is a brief synopsis.

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Don’t Be A Boob: Bananas Formula For Babies

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

The great baby formula panic of 2022 is upon us and I am here to reassure everyone, that there is nothing to fear – I have the formula for babies. In fact, thanks to recent advances in science and society we have multiple formulas. This cracked-out reporter made it his mission to solve this crisis … Read more

Social IQ Test: Conspiracy Theory Edition – If You Don’t Believe This You’ll Believe Anything

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Depending upon in which circles you run, or chant among burning candles, the term conspiracy theory has no doubt been tossed around. Among most, it has become a pejorative term to dismiss those who voice their distrust in official narratives or reported stories of major world-changing events.

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The Fox Is Guarding The CNN Nuthouse

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

The question any court must answer in the Jim Acosta temper tantrum spectacle trudging towards our favorite method for dealing with non-reality, litigation, is whether Acosta meets the current standard of a “journalist.” In 2018 anyone can be a journalist and the court must admit that. We no longer have the three big TV networks. … Read more

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