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Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!) 
Johnny Dearest, I (M79) took over this job where the guy (M76) before me was loved by all of his crazy fans. He was a total bully who was on social media all the time saying the meanest things about me and my friends. Since I’ve taken over on the job I helped get our … Read more
Being an idiot is one of the lesser desired roles in life, in fact, most people don’t set out to be idiots. By its very nature idiocy is wrought mostly by dumb luck, hence the term. Idiots are typically the butt of many jokes, the involuntary black sheep in social circles, often with little or … Read more
School’s out for summer…only if you’re a loser! We at Bananas Academy are winners and we’re looking for other winners who would rather spend their summer bettering themselves instead of soaking up the short lived New England sun wasting expensive gas on adventures and chasing members of the opposite sex for momentary pleasure and lasting … Read more
Dear Johnny,
I am writing to seek help with my dog who has been revealing himself to be a bigoted, racist, transphobic, bully and I don’t know what to do? For starters,
Anticipating a generation of Bootie Boomers ™ Banana’s Inc. is excited to announce the development of state of the art assisted living facility adjacent to the Kendall Retirement Home in Hanover, NH / Dothan Brook Elementary, VT. Thanks to generous land grants obtained with the help of Assistant Health Secretary Rachel Levine and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg (pronounced boot-ee-judge) we take exceedingly great PRIDE announcing will be breaking new ground as we break societal norms this summer!
In case you haven’t heard of the World Economic Forum (WEF), likely because as a member of the world you’re on the target, not the invite list, here is a brief synopsis.
The great baby formula panic of 2022 is upon us and I am here to reassure everyone, that there is nothing to fear – I have the formula for babies. In fact, thanks to recent advances in science and society we have multiple formulas. This cracked-out reporter made it his mission to solve this crisis … Read more
Depending upon in which circles you run, or chant among burning candles, the term conspiracy theory has no doubt been tossed around. Among most, it has become a pejorative term to dismiss those who voice their distrust in official narratives or reported stories of major world-changing events.
Have you ever stopped to wonder why people need specific laws in order to do the right things and be good people? Whether it is the laws here in America or the 10 commandments from the bible people need specific laws. How would it be possible to enforce an abstract moral principle like; be a good person?
The question any court must answer in the Jim Acosta temper tantrum spectacle trudging towards our favorite method for dealing with non-reality, litigation, is whether Acosta meets the current standard of a “journalist.” In 2018 anyone can be a journalist and the court must admit that. We no longer have the three big TV networks. … Read more
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Guest Post by Bill Asbell The Baby Boomers Strike Again to Inflict perhaps the Death blow on U.S. Capitalism Once and for All. No doubt, William Ayers, Abbie Hoffman, Noam Chomsky and Saul Alinsky are all most definitely proud "Americans"…wherever they currenty reside, above or below. All we endangered rational types ask is to do what … Read more