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Ahem. This from MailOnline.com: It is reported that under the new Egyptian Parliament, “[H]usbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives – for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also … Read more
I just can’t resist sending this…. Sorry.
Just received these via email: worth a chuckle! 1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 43% isn’t. 2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending … Read more
I posted this on my facebook page, but figured I should post it here as well. It’s funny, and there is no way you could all by my facebook friends. (Not yet at least.)
Saw this over at Ace of Spades: Funny thing, though – it isn’t a spoof! DollarShaveClub.com Me? No, not signing up as I use an electric (always have).
The slippery slope is well in evidence – given that the end game of Progressivism is to have Government in every part of your life, crowding all out, who should be surprised that Sandra Fluke wants free contraceptive and abortion from the Catholic Church as she wages her War on Womyn (or something like that). … Read more
Will this mean that we won’t have to pay for her contraceptives? Hey, and no fumbling around in a purse or wallet either! (H/T: Looking Glass)
Ah yes, my time is coming. No, not as bad as this amusing balladeer but then again, his coiffed brow is a tad more whitish than mine: (H/T: Jorge)
I was compiling some audio clips for this and that, and came across this (as opposed to that.) It’s from the movie “Over the Hedge,” when our hearty woodland creatures encounter that giant, mysterious Hedge. I edited it down so it is only a few seconds long, but let me assure you in advance, Steve … Read more
What parent hasn’t been so upset with their spoiled brat of a whelp that they didn’t want to do something like this? And the guy is right – ya don’t try to do this with an IT dude for a Dad. The only thing better would have been to have heard the screams of potty-mouth ungrateful offspring when she started to hear from her friends of what they had just seen.
(H/T: The Blaze)
You go, Dad! Full transcript after the jump.
Free Stuff… …except, in the end, it is never really free, is it? There is ALWAYS a price to be paid by someone at some time. As Robert Heinlein said: TANSTAAFL (There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch). (H/T: Looking Spoon)
“A lot of women are turned off by the physical appearance of some of the first feminists.” —Helen Reddy How well did our esteemed Secretary of State think out her wardrobe, make-up and styling before making a very public U.N. appearance? I am going to get skewered for this but am I the only one … Read more
I seriously cannot fathom how much press has been given to the Notion of Stephen Colbert running for President. And he will likely end up garnering votes, even if such a notion is satirical. Mickey Mouse and other such ficticious characters have traditionally done so.
But we must not forget the Stupid People. Those who vote for a candidate because the candidate is physically appealing or has nice teeth or speaks well or is the “chosen one” It is those same people that think “Plastic Jesus is an actual hymn.
Well, I don’t care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I’ll go far.
Winston Churchill once quipped, “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” Is that to say people are dumb? Well some certainly are….others are simply glazed over…as if reading the assembly instructions to a new gas grill.
The art of Snark
I love this guy. From The Telegraph in Great Britain, James Delingpole heads up his column, “Ha ha Warmist losers. For you the war is over.” But better yet is the picture that accompanies the column (see below); the caption below the picture explains that it shows “Warmists, reacting with horror at their defeat.” Heh! Read … Read more
JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
… The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus, over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.
Arcelor-Mittal Steel Company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that … Read more
Need a last minute Christmas gift? Get the new LEGO “OWS Riot Brigade” play set with “authentic Zuccotti Park Smell.” Though I think my favorite line has to be “Occupy my night stick.” Check it out.
My wife is watching Television. I’m reading. And what to my wondering eyes should appear…but a commercial for something called Forever lazy. It looks like a snuggie -jumpsuit with a hood. Dr. Denton’s without the footies. And it comes in several unflattering shades. My only question after seeing it…does it come in convict orange, because it should.
The Ad shows grown-ups wearing mostly fuchsia Forever Lazy outfits, lounging, doing minimal tasks around the house, and even appearing in public; and I’ve got this image of every 70s (ish) Hollywood and TV future-state where everyone wears the same outfit, color-coded to identify your station in direct contradiction to the finger-nails-on-the-chalkboard-equality-memes pumped out by the leftist-Hollywood-utopian-future-statists.