- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
- When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
- The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
- The batteries were given out free of charge.
- A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
- A will is a dead giveaway
- If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
- You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
- If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
- A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
- In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
- He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
- Acupuncture: a jab well done.
