Humor Archives - Granite Grok

CARDELLO: God Gave Us Dogs to Make Up for Liberals

April 22, 2026 Ray Cardello

I needed a break today from politics and corruption. I fear those two words are becoming synonymous. There was a comment on one of my articles last week that made me smile, but it was also quite sad. I have been writing nearly every day for over 5 years, and the tone of politics and … Read more

MacDonald: If Pride Month Was About Straight People

June 4, 2025 Steve MacDonald

I love the timing of this, given that I just posted something similar on my Substack (there is a paywall on the second half because my subscribers deserve exclusive content that no one else can read). The revelation is neither new nor groundbreaking. It’s right up there with “Why are you obsessed with kids and … Read more

Naked ‘Weiner’ Flees Scene of Crash

March 10, 2025 Steve MacDonald

It is not a story I’d typically cover, but when you hear the particulars, you’ll see why it was hard to pass up. Shawn P. Weiner Sr., 35, of Somersworth, was arrested and charged by the NH State Police with indecent exposure and lewdness, reckless conduct, two counts of disorderly conduct, and littering. The Dover … Read more

I’ve FOUND It! I’ve FOUND It! I’ve Finally Found My Gender!

October 6, 2024 Skip

Ayup, it has finally become clear to me – THIS is what my gender really and truly is. And I’ve just figured out my authentic self, which I have been doing for years without knowing how to articulate it. Now I do! I am COMPLETE! Gotta update that clothing, though – I’ve never liked rounded … Read more

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Those Living With Moderate to Severe Stupidity Have Seen an Immediate Improvement …

January 2, 2025July 26, 2024 Steve MacDonald

I don’t usually do these super short posts with a few words and a tweet (what do they call those on X now?), but this stands well on its own. And it’s funny. omg… this made me laugh. Well done. 🤣 https://t.co/FN9GCYeZrq — Inspirited Bean (@InspiritedBean) July 26, 2024

A Letter From Campus – Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah. I have Joined Camp, Intifada …

May 6, 2024 Steve MacDonald

Fans of Dr. Demento will already be familiar with the tune and the original, but it’s not a problem if you’ve never heard it. It is a humorous 1963 ‘novelty’ song by Alan Sherman about a kid sent to the fictional Camp Grenada.

Wake Up and Laugh: “You Know What Happened With Dumb Kids? They Didn’t Make It!”

May 5, 2024 Steve MacDonald

It seemed like a good time to laugh, and I stumbled across a few minutes from Comedian Brad Upton, who always makes me laugh. I thought of you. You could probably use a laugh, too.

Watch: A Very Special Message From ‘President Joe Biden’ (snicker)

November 17, 2023 Steve MacDonald

Comedian and Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham lucked out in one respect. The guy who currently occupies the Oval Office looks a lot like one of his oldest and most popular characters. He has not let the similarity (or dare I say, crisis) go to waste, using Walter to make sport of Biden, the process, all of it.

Palate Cleanser – Montana: This Bride Is Making SURE That She’s Getting Married!

October 16, 2023 Skip

This Bride and the Groomsmen show what they’d do to ANY challenge to “speak now or forever hold your peace” with their “pieces”.

Let’s Poke Fun at People Wearing Masks …

September 24, 2023 Steve MacDonald

Yesterday’s preschool apprentice was a riot, and we’ve got more funny for you today – this time tinged with a bit of irony. A parody on mandatory masking, which – as we get closer to 2024 – could be coming soon to a fearmongering community near you (conspiracy theory!).

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You Can Fix Anything With Duct Tape!!!

April 5, 2023 California Refugee

Good evening, folks. “Your trusted reporter, Buzz Buzzby at your service. Today I am joined by my intern and trusted sidekick, Timothy Hasno Bottoms, and we are standing-incredible as it may seem-in the center of the Garden of Eden, directly under the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. We are here to try … Read more

Palate Cleanser: And the Canvassing Costs Are Real Cheap, Too!

February 12, 2023 Skip

Those corpses don’t make “X” marks by themselves, after all… (H/T: Powerline)

Palate Cleanser – Used Be Humorous and Everyone Was in on the Joke. It’s Not Anymore and Now the Joke Is on Us.

January 3, 2023 Skip

I liked the TV show MASH back the day. A lot. This, however, not at all. This is the Establishment of a Government religion and we have no choice in the matter. It is also demeaning to girls and women. It’s clear that these two (until the luggage stealing one on the right got canned … Read more

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Quick Thought – And Over At the GOP Rotary/Roundabout…

December 8, 2022 Skip

Is it a rotary or the transplanted “roundabout?” Whichever there’s one at the headquarter of the GOP.

Humor – Delivery While Driving to the Hospital

December 7, 2022December 7, 2022 Skip

I REALLY wish I had been present to hear THAT conversation about a new baby’s naming process. This is PERFECT! Just PERFECT! If I have to explain it to you, well, I’m not going to do that. Ask someone else as it is there in black and white. And a bit of a pun. (H/T: Pleated … Read more

Humor – Yes, If I Had a Nephew That Old, I’d Be That Conservative Uncle

November 24, 2022 Skip

Minus the beer, however. But I’d be ready…and waiting…eyes twinkling in anticipation. Anyone willing to lay odds on how it would turn out? Heh! (HT: Matt)

And Be Thankful For Your Sense of Patience As you will need it for this Thanksgiving tweet

November 24, 2022November 24, 2022 Skip

Wait for it….wait for it…it’s all about the flavor!

Palate Cleanser – C’mon Man, It’s FUNNY!

November 24, 2022 Skip

Progressives – always the buzz-killers. All the time we hear from comedians that Progressives are killing comedy especially if they tell a joke or a story that goes against a Woke Narrative. Say the wrong thing and get canceled. Get hounded out of your life. Tossed to the curb to lay in the gutter. So, … Read more

Wake Up and Laugh: Maureen Langan – Don’t Make Me Hate You.

November 17, 2022 Steve MacDonald

So, confession. I watched the entire thing, and it made me laugh. Maureen Langan – never heard of her until I stumbled over this – is a funny lady. And as is tradition, when I find something that makes me laugh, I share it with you.

Dems Are Looking for Voters to Hit On Them – Well…

November 8, 2022 Skip

OK, a bit of a stretch but today, we ALL need a bit of levity. This comeback I think does kinda make the grade. The setting: somebody wants some romantic attention (like the Democrats want it today). I’m hoping this holds true. Anyways, it IS a funny line/comeback, right? (H/T: Pleated Jeans)