Chris Crispy-Creme-Christie has left the building. He’s done. Finished. Fini. No longer will he run for President. He’s still running (to be Nikki Haley’s AG if you are familiar with my presidential campaign conspiracy theory), and he still has campaign money to burn. And he’ll do almost anything to stop Mr. Trump.
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Haley Accused of Being Soft on Trump, She Says Christie is Too Hard on Him (So, Am I Right About Those Two?)
I’ve tossed the idea out there that Chris Christie is playing bad cop to Haley’s good cop when it comes to Donald Trump. The NJ Governor runs the smear campaign so Haley can take the high road. If she gets the job, Christie gets one, too.
Night Cap: Vivek Bails on TV Ads in January, DeSantis PACs Shuffle Priorities
Vivek Ramaswamy has been running ads in NH Since March, but his campaign just announced that it was shifting gears. It canceled all of its TV buys in Iowa and New Hampshire and intends to work its ground game in the remaining weeks. Team DeSantis is doing something similar.
Maine Won’t Put Chris Christie on Its 2024 Republican Primary Ballot
Twenty days ago, we reported on a muck-up in Maine (that’s muck, with an ‘m’). Team Christie, or so the State claimed, had failed to provide 2000 in-state signatures (of certified registered voters) as required by law. The campaign appealed, and the State Supreme Court has ruled.
NH Beer Caucus Announces Presidential Primary Sit Down
The Legislative Beer Caucus is hoping to sit down with all major presidential candidates over beers and have some serious, substantive discussions about NH PRIMARY issues. And also have fun – starting with Chris Christie on Wednesday in Portsmouth.
Bananas: GOP IV – The Phantom Menace
And then there were four… The Republican national championship has been whittled down to its final four competitors, and not without controversy.
ICYMI – Maine Says Chris Christie Didn’t Qualify to Be on Its GOP Presidential Primary Ballot
For all the talk amongst the never-Trumpers about keeping The Donald off state ballots, perhaps someone should have spent more time trying to get his challenger on them. Maine has announced that Chris Christie lacked the signatures needed to appear on its ballot, and so he will not.
Bananas GOP 3: Return of the Son of Ramaswamy
The Adrienne Arsht Center in Miami, Florida, was the site of the third Republican debate. Missing from the stage were candidates Mike Pence, Asa Hutchinson, and that guy Doug, as was the Reagan Library plane that disappeared like the hopes of the three vanquished old white guys.
GOP Throwdown Numero Dos: A Bananalysis
Coming to you from the late, great state of Calexico the Republican Party held its second installment of seven people all competing for the least popular job in America. The scenic environs of the Ronald Reagan Library, where a replica of Air Force One hung as if in a perpetual state of about-to-crash, symbolic of … Read more
Chris Christie and What the UNH and St Anselm’s Presidential Polls Have in Common
The UNH poll came out last week. Trump has a solid lead, DeSantis has collapsed, Vivek claimed second, and Chris Christie is the guy Republicans are least likely to vote for under any circumstance. This week, St. Anselm’s published their most recent poll.
Something Misleading This Way Comes …
New Hampshire is being blanketed in campaign ads. The current beatings come courtesy of Nikki Haley and Chris Christie. I liked Haley as a UN Ambassador, but she bailed on her boss when the rubber hit the road. Christie, on the other hand?
Bananas: Republican Debate Knee Deep In the Cheese State
Milwaukee, Wisconsin was the site of this year’s first Republican Primary Debate and the raucous crowd of cheese-loving patriots were not disappointed as the candidates squeezed plenty of cheesy moments out for them and some 13 million Americans watching from home.
Chris Christie Creeping up on Ron DeSantis in New Hampshire
I’m sure it’s difficult to imagine former NJ Governor Chris Christie sneaking up on anyone, but it’s happening. According to a Manhattan Institute poll, he has crept to within 2 points of Ron DeSantis in New Hampshire.
NH-NeverTrump Journal Amplifies Chris Christie’s J6 Lies … While Ignoring Biden’s Crimes
Mike Graham does NOT want the GOP to win the 2024 election. More precisely, Mike Graham does NOT want the GOP to win the 2024 election IF the nominee is Donald Trump AND, given that the Ron DeSantis campaign has crashed and burned, the nominee is going to be Donald Trump. NeverTrump is growingly increasingly … Read more
Chris “Dozen More Donuts” Christie Is An Idiot
Putin is Hitler! Putin is Hitler! Putin is Hitler! If you don’t support the West’s war on Russia on behalf of Blackrock/Chase/etc. then you support Hitler! That is Chris Christie’s justification for pumping hundreds of billions of dollars into waging war on Russia on behalf of the globalist behemoths and the military industrial complex: NO, … Read more
Time To Hide The Donuts …
It’s time to hide the donuts … and the Doritos … and the ice cream … and anything else edible … because the FAT MAN returneth. Chris Christie is going to run for President AGAIN. Yeah, right … a man who obviously can’t stop himself from consuming the equivalent of an entire grocery store aisle … Read more
The Sun-King And The Fat-Man DoubleTeam Governor DeSantis … Real Conservatives Support Grooming
If you have paid any attention to Sun-King Sununu’s look-at-me, look-at-me, everybody-look-at-me Presidential campaign, you know it consists virtually exclusively of attacking real Republicans for holding populist positions and claiming that the GOP must adopt Sununu’s brand of Republicanism … corporatism and embracing woke … to “win.” Well faux-Republican Sun-King has been joined by faux-Republican … Read more
The Latest Lie From The GOP Forever-War Warmongers
It’s a good day in New Hampshire for Dunkin Donuts! Chris Christie … whose appearance suggests that he starts every day with three dozen donuts … is back in town. And New Jersey Fats is here to educate us about the Forever-War in Ukraine. You thought it was a proxy war against Russia … but … Read more
Chris Christie Supports Rigged Elections
Hide your donuts and other comfort food … Chris Christie, all 800 pounds of him, is back in town.
Why Did Patrick Hynes Leave Out Any Mention of Mower’s Chris Christie Connection in His Sunday UL Op-Ed
I’ve known Patrick almost as long as GraniteGrok has been around. He even linked to us when he had CrushKerry.com (now defunct but the domain is for sale for $2,495). Doug, Pat, and I even had a radio show called Meet The New Press. So, we know each other.