No, I’m not going to guess how New Hampshire will fare on tax revenue. I am going to predict how democrats will respond to the news of a surplus and business tax revenues over estimate.
Evil Republicans underestimated revenue to cut the budget so they could screw women, and children, and old people, and (insert name of public union employee here.)
Any increase is a result of policies Democrats put in place (insert soft focus dream sequence here.)
Any outstanding issues have nothing to do with Democrat policies and are the fault of greedy devicise Republicans who want to steal your rights.
The tobacco tax cut will (insert disrupted public service enviroment here), and encourage teenagers to smoke and become a burden on the health care system.
Democrats are happy little faeries sprinkling rainbows and sunshine, and never added 100 taxes and fees, never tried to undercut free speech, never left a nearly billion dollar deficit, never wasted most of an entire session on gender issues, never broke the law and added taxes without hearings, never…
Wait. They might leave that last part out.
