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KLAR: Freed Israeli Hostages Visit White House

December 4, 2025 John Klar

Trump’s triumph elevates love of life above war and death. On November 20, President Donald Trump hosted 17 of the 20 Israeli hostages recently released by Hamas at the White House. He campaigned on promises to end the war in Palestine and bring the hostages home, and he has worked tirelessly to do so. The … Read more

Okeeffe: The Weaponization of Media Access Did Not Suddenly Start with Trump

July 9, 2025June 13, 2025 Connor O'Keeffe

One of the reasons the American political establishment really hates it when Trump is president is that his administration has a tendency to bring out and exaggerate dynamics at play in Washington, DC that the establishment would prefer to keep hidden. One such example is the weaponization of media access. Right at the beginning of … Read more

Miller: Anthony Fauci Gets Demolished by White House in New Covid Update

July 9, 2025June 5, 2025 Ian Miller

Anthony Fauci must be furious. He spent years proudly being the public face of the country’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic. He did, however, flip-flop on almost every major issue, seamlessly managing to shift his guidance based on current political whims and an enormous desire to coerce behavior. Nowhere was this more obvious than his … Read more

WEEK 11 WINS: President Trump Unleashes Economic Prosperity

April 5, 2025 Press Release

It was another highly successful week for the American people as President Donald J. Trump continues his relentless pursuit of strength, prosperity, and peace — and lays the foundation for America to be the global powerhouse for generations to come. Here is a non-comprehensive list of wins in week 11: c/o The Trump White House … Read more

And She Does It With A Smile!

January 31, 2025 Skip

I watched the first press conference that Trump’s new Press Secretary, NH’s own Karoline Leavitt, conducted. Wow, what a difference from Biden’s, Karine Jean-Pierre (aka “KJP”). One was a DEI hire with a huge folder in which she had her nose buried to give answers, and the other was confidently and cheerfully smiling and had … Read more

White House – Week One Update

January 31, 2025 Skip

We are getting all of the White House updates probably because we did a Trump event a few years back as media and had official White House Press passes. No one forgets an email, I guess, and no, it makes no sense to share them all as they roll in – there are a lot … Read more

Media Response To Joe’s Buh-Bye Shows Divide – Drives The Wedge

January 19, 2025 Ray Cardello

It was only a 15-minute address—not really long enough to warrant cleaning off the resolute desk or bringing in the cameras. It probably took longer to get Kamala and Jill to sit beside each other. I can picture that scene as reminiscent of getting a sixth grader to sit next to a first grader on … Read more

Trump Part Deux Will Be Remarkably Different

November 16, 2024 Ray Cardello

We already know that Trump is fearless, and we have seen him traverse the last eight years, some might say eight years from hell, but America has given the keys to the country and asked him to lead us back to the fast lane. Trump has been impeached, arrested, mug shot, shot, and survived another … Read more

The Explanation We Are Owed (But Will Never Get)

July 23, 2024 Ed Mosca

On Sunday, BidenX … WITH NO EXPLANATION … withdrew from the Presidential race. Of course, no explanation was really needed. The DEBATE exposed his senility for all to see, and the MACHINE was terrified that nobody would believe that the 2024 election was legitimate when (that’s when not if) they stole it for the angry … Read more

Presidential Instability

July 18, 2024 Jim Bowman

All countries seek and require stability so that the people gain a sense of reliance in knowing that laws will be enforced and order preserved. This essential of society was addressed when our Forefathers met to revise the Articles of Confederation. Since then, our Constitution has become the subject of revision and interpretation by those … Read more

Who Is Running This Show

July 2, 2024 Ray Cardello

For many in America, the Thursday night debate was an eye-opening event. For these folks, this was the first uncensored look at the Leader of the Free World, our Commander and Chief, and the 46th President of the United States, the Kid from Scranton, PA, Joe Biden.

Is Tyler Cherry A Diversity Promotion Or A Joke

June 28, 2024June 27, 2024 Ray Cardello

I do not want to write this article about the first impression I got when I saw a picture of Tyler Cherry, but it is hard not to. The White House is irate over the criticism of the current Interior Department assistant press secretary. Cherry is now associate communications director at the White House.

White House Bans “Religious-Themed Art” Submissions to Religious Holiday Art Contest

March 30, 2024 Steve MacDonald

Despite the best efforts of weirdos and neer-do-wells, this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll will use eggs. Trying to get Jill Biden to use potatoes instead of eggs has failed, but the nutjobs did manage a victory nonetheless. “Religious-themed designs banned from White House Easter egg art contest.”

Jill Biden - White House page screen grab.

Jill Biden’s Top Aide is A Toxic Gay Bully Who Sexually Harasses White House Staff

March 18, 2024 Steve MacDonald

Dr. Jill has this guy named Anthony Bernal working for her. Her “top aide” for a decade (while Joe was Barry’s VP until the present day) and, according to reports, makes the work environment toxic.

White House Original Photo by Rosie Kerr on Unsplash

White House Says It Now Expects Cabinet to Notify Them If They “Can’t Do Their Job” – Are They Trying to Be Funny?

January 9, 2024 Steve MacDonald

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin “took a week off” without anyone noticing, so the White House is running damage control. How could the Secretary of Defense disappear for a week? Because, like the White House, he’s not running it?

Bananas: DOJ Announces New Training Efforts Following WH Cocaine Debacle

August 24, 2023 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

After a lengthy and thorough investigation of the mysterious bag of cocaine found at the White House the Department of Justice has fallen under scrutiny for their lack of success in finding either DNA or fingerprints on the contraband.

The Crime of Unlawful Possession

August 19, 2023 Op-Ed

Having reviewed his Sherlock Holmes cases using Inspector Clouseau’s investigative practices, Columbo, having been hired by Jill Biden, has finally solved the crime of unlawful possession of the white substance in The White House.

Is No One in the Biden White House Ever Accountable for Anything?

July 14, 2023 Ray Cardello

After eleven days, the Secret Service closed the investigation of the mysterious bag of Cocaine found in the White House. The Service claims they have no facts about the illegal drugs found in the West Wing that could lead to the person responsible. Is no one in the Biden White House ever accountable for anything?

Bananas: NAACP Honors White Supremacists for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion

May 26, 2023 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

After years of conflict and turmoil between the two racially motivated institutions the NAACP and White Supremacists have found common ground. In a stunning turn of events the NAACP recently announced it is awarding the National White Supremacy Movement for Outstanding Efforts In Diversity thanks to several unlikely heroes. 2021 saw the Los Angeles Times … Read more

Real Women Are Not Enough

March 11, 2023 Ray Cardello

The White House celebrated International Women’s Day by honoring a Trans Woman. Let that sink in. On a day to celebrate women, we cannot find a biological woman to elevate. We see a man who is now a woman to celebrate as better than any woman we could find.