Gavin Newsom Archives - Granite Grok

MACDONALD: Gov. Nuisance in NH s/b Bad for NH Dems

October 22, 2026October 22, 2026 Steve MacDonald

When I say bad for NH Dems, and in this case I think it was the Congressional Dems that Hairgel was using as mules for his 2028 Presidential aspirations, it isn’t bad for them and their base. The progressive groundlings love ’em some, Gov. Nuisance. They’d build shrines in the back of their closets if … Read more

CARDELLO: DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin’s Interesting Plan for Sanctuary Cities

April 9, 2026 Ray Cardello

Secretary Markwayne Mullin may only be on the job for a couple of weeks, but he has already gotten under the skin of California Governor Gavin Newsom. The proposed plan by Mullin shows he will think outside the box and is serious about thwarting the protection of illegal aliens and criminals by Democratic Governors and … Read more

KLAR: Gavin Newsom Tries a New One – Vance Derangement Syndrome

March 19, 2026 John Klar

Many Americans may wish that one day the nation can return to inter-party comity. You know, those “good old days” when we could politically disagree with our family members over a beer while the turkey was roasting and then sit down to carve it up and share bread on Thanksgiving. Some may hope that once … Read more

CARDELLO: What Would be an Existential Enough Threat?

March 6, 2026 Ray Cardello

One thing is guaranteed when you are monitoring the thoughts and actions of the Left. Just when you think that they cannot say anything more stupid, illogical, or irrational, they dig down deeper into their personal rabbit hole and go lower. Gavin Newsom is already running for President, and why shouldn’t he? He has already … Read more

MACDONALD: Idiot Left-Wing White Millionaires

February 27, 2026February 25, 2026 Steve MacDonald

Democrats are terrified that Congress could find a way to make everyone prove both who they are and that they are a citizen, before voting in Federal elections. And why wouldn’t they be? If invoked, the next election might reveal how many “seats” they have erroneously occupied thanks to the interests of non-citizens or people … Read more

MACDONALD: Vance v. Newsom?

October 14, 2025August 31, 2025 Steve MacDonald

It is, as they like to say around these parts, wicked early to be taking any poll about party nominees for the 2028 presidential contest seriously.

MacDonald: Newsom FireAid Corruption Exposed

July 28, 2025July 28, 2025 Steve MacDonald

[With my apologies, GrokTALK! will be back next week!] Over twenty years ago, when I was beginning to get my new political legs under me, one of the first blog sites I frequented that seemed to align with my burgeoning worldview was Flopping Aces. That and Townhall.com before it became Townhall (I can’t recall its … Read more

MacDonald: Gov. Nuisance, The National Guard, and Black History

June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 Steve MacDonald

In 1957, President Dwight D. Eisenhower federalized the Arkansas National Guard to aid in the protection of nine black children attending a previously all white High School in Little Rock, Arkansas. Bill Clinton’s hometown became a flashpoint for desegregation in the South. The governor had called up the Arkansas National Guard to stop the desegregation. … Read more

Isn’t There Anyone On Her Staff With Some Guts

March 12, 2025 Ray Cardello

Kamala Harris didn’t just lose the 2024 Election to Donald Trump; she exposed herself as the charlatan that most of us had suspected. Harris tried to pull a Mohamed Ali and play rope-a-dope with Donald Trump, but she got a lesson from a master marketer. Trump showed Harris that you need a message that resonates, … Read more

Herbert Hoover, FDR, and Charlie Kirk

March 11, 2025March 11, 2025 Charles Bradley

Herbert Hoover forged the program that fed a starving Europe after World War I. Many believe that success is what brought him to his ill-fated presidency. After WW II, FDR’s advisors strongly advised him not to bring Hoover into his administration to solve the starvation going on in Europe. FDR’s position was Hoover was dead … Read more

Bananas: Big Win for Lesbians

January 14, 2025January 13, 2025 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

The shocking news of yet another fire in California has been overshadowing the Cinderella story of the City of Angels slowly turning into the Isle of Lesbos. Were it not for the massive conflagration the country would not have learned about the humongous achievement of local first responders setting aside their personal safety in favor … Read more

Gavin Nuisance Is at It Again (Bird Flu)

December 21, 2024 Steve MacDonald

California’s governor is a nuisance. That’s why I call him Gavin Nuisance. He is and has been one of the biggest dangers to California, but Left-Coasters keep electing him. They can’t all be co-dependent. Of course, we only need 50%+1, right? Democracy. Governor Newsom (that’s for Google) has declared a state of emergency, not over … Read more

Gov. Nuisance and His California Congress of Soviets Taken to the Judicial Woodshed (Again)

October 5, 2024October 5, 2024 Steve MacDonald

Remember that time at Little Lenin Camp when Comrade Newsom tried to ban AI-generated content that could be considered parody or just … I don’t know … constitutionally protected speech. It was about a month or two ago—a long time ago on the internet but a blink of an eye to history. California’s All-Union Congress … Read more

Will Gov Nuisance’ New Law Get Every Dem PAC In California Charged With a Crime?

September 19, 2024 Steve MacDonald

Gov. Nuisance has made it illegal in California to knowingly distribute “an ad or other election communications that contain materially deceptive content.” This will result in lawsuits, not just because much of what Gavin’s water carriers put out there would violate his law. It is unconstitutional, so there’s that, but I get it. The technology … Read more

Night Cap – Banana’s: Third Semi-Annual Vegas Odds on the ANTI-CHRIST!

March 24, 2024 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

March Madness is back again, reminding us it’s time for this year’s VEGAS ODD ON THE ANTI-CHRIST! As the world gets crazier than a rainbow flag at a Hamas rally, we turn our sights to the coming of the lawless one prophecied in holy writ.

The “End Point” of DIE Meets Critical Race Theory in Progressive Politics

October 6, 2023October 6, 2023 Skip

California Gov Gavin “Hair Gel” Newsom (with that winsome smile and those You can trust me, I’m not like the others” eyes) just did this after the passing of Dianne “I’d take all the guns if I had the votes” Feinstein.

Unfamiliar To Most, Not Just Outside California but Inside, Too

October 4, 2023 Ray Cardello

With the passing of Senator Dianne Feinstein last week, the responsibility of replacing the late Senator falls on Governor Gavin Newsom of California. Newsom’s nominee will serve until a Senator is elected in 2024 and sworn in in January 2025.

Gavin Newsom’s Proposed Gun-Grabbin’ 28th Amendment

July 22, 2023 Steve MacDonald

I’d like to make fun of Governor Nuisance for this, but I can’t. I can only disagree. He wants to use the process of amending the Constitution. That’s the right way to do it. But that’s the only right thing about his proposed 28th Amendment.

Bananas: Newsom Indicts Trump In California for J-Walking

June 13, 2023June 13, 2023 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Fresh from a weekend retreat in Bohemian Grove, California Governor Gavin Newsom met with reporters Monday morning to announce the state will be bringing new charges against President Donald Trump. Citing state statue Vehicle Code § 21955 California’s state Attorney General Rob Bonta is confident they will be able to convict the embattled former president … Read more

Guns: Bad news, good news, better news

June 11, 2023 Ian Underwood

California’s governor has proposed amending the federal constitution to raise the federal minimum age to buy a firearm to 21 from 18; mandate universal background checks; institute a ‘reasonable’ waiting period for all gun purchases; and ban assault rifles nationally; while ‘leaving the Second Amendment unchanged.’ That’s the bad news. The good news is that … Read more