(I received this in my email this morning. It’s a bit clunky but you’ll get the point.)
President Obama’s new Golf Czar has announced that Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective December 1, 2012.
The new rule book, estimated to weigh in at roughly 2716 pages is still being crafted but here are a few initial guidelines to go by.
Golfers with handicaps:
– Below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
– Between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
– Above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play.
The term “gimmie” will be changed to “entitlement” and will be used as follows:



Now it is.



