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ROPER: Gates Cops to Climate Change Hoax

October 31, 2025 Rob Roper

After decades of spewing – and funding — climate alarmist rhetoric of the most virulent kind, multi-billionaire Bill Gates shocked the Left by admitting what some of us have been saying all along: Yeah, the climate is changing (it does that), but it’s totally manageable and not a crisis. So, y’all just chill the heck … Read more

Why Gates and the WEF Attack Cows

February 28, 2025 John Klar

The WEF does not confine itself to transforming agricultural production by allowing corporate profiteers to feast at the trough of innovations, technologies, data-driven tracking, AI, and other chemical-churning initiatives to counter the carbon dioxide culprit: it has an urgent plan to transform what people eat. Unsurprisingly, the WEF focuses on climate, equity, and gender as … Read more

Bill Gates Likes Free Speech (If It Makes Him Money …)

September 25, 2024 Steve MacDonald

Bill Gates probably recognizes that productive expressions, whether physical, intellectual, or verbal, are the vehicles by which acquiring property is possible. And Bill would undoubtedly argue that he is entitled to that property. But he has a weird (dare I say, global) view of the benefits of free speech – which is essential to that … Read more

Billy Butter: Gates Backs Synthetic Margarine Made Out of Thin Air

July 25, 2024 Steve MacDonald

Bill Gates has a lot of money and free time, especially since his wife Melinda left him, but filling it has not been a problem. He has dedicated at least some of both to finding ways to make you offset his carbon footprint. Climate Change concerns him, and he thinks we would benefit from finding … Read more

Governor Burgum Would Be an Enormous Mistake By Trump For Vice President

June 9, 2024June 9, 2024 Ann Marie Banfield

As an education researcher, I see Republican Governors fall for education fads pushed by education reformers all the time. Competency-based Education is one of those fads in New Hampshire that does nothing to improve the quality of education in our public schools.

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A Tale of Two Billionaire Farmers

January 30, 2024 John Klar

The media are abuzz with billionaire Mark Zuckerberg’s announcement that he is raising gourmet beef from wagyu cows on his Hawaiian “ranch,” feeding them beer and macadamia nuts. This contrasts sharply with fellow billionaire farming dabbler Bill Gates, who uses conventional chemical technologies and fancies himself the creator of a new synthetic factory meat.

Houseplants? Is The Family Dog Next

January 10, 2024 Ray Cardello

Okay, these Greenies have to get themselves a hobby. I have no idea what their endgame is, but all of us moving back into caves might be a good guess. But don’t even think about starting a campfire to cook or keep warm. No fire is allowed in the Green Utopia.

Where Bill Gates Sells American Airlines The Brooklyn Bridge

December 2, 2023 Steve MacDonald

Bill Gates’s “Breakthrough Energy Ventures” has backed a startup called Graphyte that just pulled a George C. Parker on American Airlines. Parker was famous for selling the Brooklyn Bridge to rubes for large sums. As often as twice a week until, years later, he was finally sent to jail for life. We can only hope history repeats itself.

The Left and Teenage Mental Illness: Bug or Feature? (Part 2)

November 21, 2023 Aaron Warner

Part one of this article looked at the rise in mental illness in our culture, especially the youth. The question is, where does it come from and why? Looking at the overwhelming influencers, namely teachers and social media, it begs the question of what has changed and who started it.

The Left and Teenage Mental Illness: Bug or Feature? (Part 1)

November 20, 2023 Aaron Warner

It can be difficult to look at the political left and ascertain just what is going on in their minds. Much of what they say they are about involves looking out for the oppressed, leveling the economic playing field, teaching people to be more tolerant of those outside of the norm, and helping children learn and feel more safe, among other things.

Bill Gates Eyes ‘Friendly’ Mosquitos

September 27, 2023 John Klar

Bill Gates extolls the potential benefits of genetically modified mosquitos in a recent blog. The clever technology may indeed prove beneficial, but Bill Gates has his fingers (and money) stuck in so many technological marvels that risks of error surely mount.

Bananas Exclusive: Russell Brand Raped Me – My Story

September 26, 2023 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Just this week, it’s come out that one-time Hollywood darling turned anti-establishment psychopath Russell Brand is a serial rapist. Was a serial rapist a while back anyway. That is before he got re-married, lost his mind, and started shilling for the alt-right on the professional misinformation platform Rumble, which is around the time he raped me.

Is Bud Light About to Have A Bill Gates Moment?

September 7, 2023 Steve MacDonald

They say Bill Gates isn’t into beer, but he is a big fan of social engineering, viruses, farmland, lab-based meat, burying trees, and being a billionaire—oh, and “updates.” So the question of the day is, what inspired a nearly 100 million investment in Bud Light beleaguered Anheuser Busch?

Banana’s: Pride Month To Expand To Seven-Deadly Season

August 16, 2023 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Capitalizing on the smashing success of another month of pride the crypto-fascists at Black Rock have excitedly announced they will be sponsoring Greed Month this coming December. With the heavily commercialized holiday season (formerly Christmas) now a staple for churning out fiscal butter for the acquisition class the big players on Wall Street are certain they have a winner.

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Banana’s: New Underground Railroads Emerge Along West Coast

August 8, 2023 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Reports of a new underground railroad spiriting people from captivity on the west coast have emerged in recent days. Families, mostly white, conservative, and/or Christians, are leaving in the dead of night via a network of rural routes and safe houses.

The Left Pivots from No Farms No Food to – No Farms!

May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Steve MacDonald

I’m still amused by how the non-GMO Left promoted the genetically modified (and some would suggest gene-altering) COVID-19 Vaccines. But then who says, “You don’t need a gun ‘cuz cops,” and then says, “You don’t need cops”? The Left.

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Does “Bill Gates” Know He is Now “The Government’s” Bitch?

February 16, 2023 Steve MacDonald

Most of the progressives fomenting the Marxist revolution in America, or anywhere for that matter, understand what it is they are doing. They just assume the new world order will grant them carte blanche or, at the very least, have a use for them. Not true.

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Bill Gates Does 180? – “We Need to Fix the Three Problems of [mRNA] Vaccines”

January 26, 2023 Steve MacDonald

Supervillain Bill Gates wants to block the sun (climate change), censor speech, and he is one of the global oligarchs attempting to implement a New World Order. But he just took a 180 on the cabal’s pharmaceutical priorities, which seems odd.

Guess WHO Just Ran a Desktop Simulation for An Enterovirus Global Pandemic Originating in Brazil?

December 12, 2022December 12, 2022 Steve MacDonald

Bill Gates recently got “the band” back together to play that “what if” a global pandemic board game he fancies. The last one was Event 201, and we all know how that turned out. This time the “virus” has a “higher fatality rate than COVID-19 and disproportionately affecting children and young people.”