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Greta ThunBorg – Threatens to Ruin Dems ‘Legacy’ If They Don’t Do What She Says

I used to call her muppet-Greta because she was a child who read scripts written by her father and some climate activist dude. Now that Time Magazine’s Person of the year is 18, she’s still a muppet, but she’s graduated to Borg. Greta Thunborg. Another climate cult collectivist.

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India Investigating Criminal Conspiracy After Muppet-Greta Mis-Tweet

Greta Thunberg, who is now 18, has been a puppet of the Environmental Left for years. All of her years as their ‘front girl.’ We exposed that here, and it’s why I call her Muppet Greta.  A Little “green” puppet not named Kermit. Because for her, it is easy being green.

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The Ignoble Nobel Disses Precious Little Greta

There can be only one Nobel Peace Prize winner each year. We knew it wasn’t going to be someone who did something historic, like Mr. Trump. That’s now how this works. But a nominee darling on the left got stiffed too.

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If Saint Greta Wants This (lowering CO2 Emissions) Done Now, She Needs to go to India and China

Grumpy Greta has been peddling her apocalyptic Muppet act in the halls of the western world. But as one historian notes, 60% of all emissions since her birth came out of China. It is by far the world’s biggest polluter, followed by India. If the planet is at a tipping point, she needs to talk … Read more

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DISQUS Doodlings – as long as I brought up St. Greta Part 1

I just I’d follow up on my previous post on St. Greta Thunberg as over at Tree Hugger (where else, natch?), the eco-socialists / Watermelon Environmentalists HAVE annointed her as a saint. This post turned out to be a longer one than most – ok, I kinda “pushed” things along to make it happen but … Read more

In the never ending saga of eco-socialist St. Greta of Sweden

Saint you say?  How DARE you, Skip!  Don’t you remember that the Church of Sweden called her the appointed successor of Jesus Christ? Yeah, well, read Revelations’ admonition about being neither hot or cold as far as TCoS is concerned.  The Eco-Socialist movement, well, that’s another thing.

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Freakish Greta Mural Probably Required 700 Cans of Ozone Destroying Aerosol Paint

If you missed it, some artist in San Francisco (Cobra) has produced a Yuge mural of angry little Green armageddon Political prop Greta Thunberg. The artist uses aerosol (spray paint), and this creation is estimated to have required about 700 cans of the stuff, which is 1000 times worse for the planet than CO2 per … Read more

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Obituary for a Carbon Credit Scheme

In the movie Tootsie, Bill Murray’s character is a playwright who has a running conversation with Dustin Hoffman about a scene he’s writing, “the necktie scene,” that’s just not working. He finally surrenders to Hoffman’s diagnosis of the problem, “I’m rewriting the necktie scene without the necktie.” I was reminded of this joke when I saw … Read more

Anti-Fossil Fuel Lobbyist Caught in Hot Mic Moment…

Peter Sterling, Executive Director of Renewable Energy Vermont and one of the chief nit-wits in Montpelier lobbying for every policy imaginable to force you and me to cut our carbon footprints down to stone age levels (because of the “existential climate crisis”), was caught on a hot mic — during a Climate Council meeting no … Read more

Night Cap – Banana’s: Third Semi-Annual Vegas Odds on the ANTI-CHRIST!

March Madness is back again, reminding us it’s time for this year’s VEGAS ODD ON THE ANTI-CHRIST! As the world gets crazier than a rainbow flag at a Hamas rally, we turn our sights to the coming of the lawless one prophecied in holy writ.

Cows on Trial in New York

New York Attorney General Letitia James has filed suit against the world’s largest beef producer, JBS USA Food Company, claiming its false advertising of climate-remediation efforts induced consumers to purchase products that are not environmentally friendly.

Nuclear Power Is Back?

Until recently, it appeared that nuclear power was simply off the energy table for climate activists and environmentalists — but they are now embracing its possibilities.

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Globalists Gather in Davos to Reset Their Deteriorating Image

The annual Ruling Class Klan Bake is upon us with its jet-setting cadre of elites gathering in Davos, Switzerland, to decide what to do about the peasants. But this year’s theme will be a bit different. A growing number of peasants don’t trust them.

Is a Nuclear Renaissance on the Horizon?

Lost in the recent climate summit at COP28 in Dubai was the shift by environmentalists and governments toward a nuclear energy future. Calls to eliminate fossil fuels and cows predominated as usual, and John Kerry demanded that all coal-fired plants be banned.

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They Said “Global Warming” Will Affect Wildfires – 2023 Had Fewest Acres Burned This Century

The year 2023 had so much potential. The usual suspects were screaming the hottest hotness ever. All that global boiling. The dry grass out west from a year with record snowfalls. Drought narratives meet climate narratives to spark a flame that rages (like wildfire) nationwide, but 2023 saw the lowest burn average in 25 years.

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Biden Loves The Power Of The Defense Production Act

Joe Biden loves the control he can wield when 65% of America thinks he is driving America further off course. If you cannot govern with a consensus, use the tools that allow you to control the masses. You may remember that Biden invoked the same act during the Pandemic to force masks onto our faces … Read more

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If You Lay Down with Environmentalist Dogs You Might Wake up With Jew-Hating Marxist Fleas

It would be an understatement to say that Greta Thunberg is a child of the Left. She was a darling, marketed alongside the climate lie to advance the redistribution of Western Wealth and the goals of global economic socialism.

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Who’s Banning Whom? – The Hypocrisy of Being Called a “Book Banner”

Kirk Cameron’s recently published children’s book, Pride Comes Before the Fall, is a charming story about the dangers inherent in being overly prideful rather than humble.  While some detractors have labeled this book by the former child TV star as “anti-gay” because of its message about pride, Cameron prefers to call it “pro-humility.”

The Histrionic Follies of Volcano Deniers

Many Americans who are receptive to the possibility that human activities are warming the globe may invoke the motto of the Show Me State when asking alarmists to share what is never shown – evidence.

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Cow and Horse Flatulence: A Farmer’s Comparative Environmental Assessment

The problem of horse flatulence is not often discussed, yet there are important lessons to be learned from equine methane gas (via flatulence or burp), particularly to demonstrate the fraudulent claims leveled against cows as major polluters.