Everyone knows that the Matthew Shepherd Pentagon Spending Hate Crimes bill does not apply to anyone on the right. Oh, and being the object of left wing attacks is truly the highest form of flattery. So the first person shooter, Tea Party Zombies must die, in which you get to attack and kill prominent Republicans, generic tea party supporters, and all of the lefts various straw men and excuses for their inability to lead, is an example of whom they fear, how the left will embrace the game because they are all hypocrites when it comes to the New Tone TM, and also how you could never produce a game called Obama Zombies must die, in which the entire White House staff is gunned down by players to save America from unconstitutional, bureaucratic overreach. But why not try?
C’mon, you know the Zombie Czars would look great centered in one of those verboten reticles the left is always telling us we love.
How about GLBT Zombies must die, in which crazed metro-sexuals, gender confused people wearing God made me this way t-shirts, and the openly alternately life-styled but fashionable for an undead horde horde must have their heads smashed in with a crow bar…just because. Look, it’s Tim Gill, even Ray Buckley! (Imitation is still the highest form of flattery Ray, you should be honored.) And you know, we never did have that gun-wielding-blood-bath the NH Dems promised us if we let people carry in the state house. We could duplicate it in a first person shooter like Tea Party Zombies must die. Maybe as an an Expansion pack, you know, for the sake of all that Bipartisan BS you democrats are always shoveling.
The Democrats in Congress must die. You get to impale, shoot, chop or smash Nancy Pelosi, Steny Hoyer, Alan Grayson, Maxine Waters, Harry Reid or even a few RINOs, as you race to stop the passage of the job killing Obamacare, investment stifling bank reform, and prevent trillions in wasteful handouts to cronies and favored special interest groups that do nothing but make matters worse for regular tea party Americans
Would that get their skirts in a knot? You bet. But all in good, meaningless fun, right! Just like the TEA party Zombie slaughter.
Closer to home we could have the New Hampshire Democrat Party Must Die. (I know for a fact they’ll never seriously object to the current game and as such the entire state party must be responsible for failing to do so until they all denounce it–their rules.) Terie Norelli, Sylvia Larsen, John Lynch, and Kathy Sullivan, all gore covered, relentless, brain eating, mindless …actually wait. They are already zombies. No matter how many times you put them down they keep getting back up moaning about social justice, and class warfare, and government can create jobs, Mnnnhhhhggrrerraarrgh. Or like that mummy from Scooby doo; Coiiinnn. Coiiinnnn. (They always want more of your tax dollars.)
My advice? Electoral Double Tap. Vote them back down in 2012, then they’ll have even more free time to play games like TEA Party zombies must die.
Meanwhile, we on the right will continue to play the game called "Left wing Hypocrisy Must die." All you need is a few brain cells, free speech, and a ballot box to win.
