The Magic Green Hat

by
Rick Olson

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. 
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my  
MAGIC GREEN HAT. 

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. 


Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time!  
It also works at DMV.              It saved me 5 hours. 

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine…most of which, were still running…

But……. Don’t try this at McDonald’s…

The whole crew quickly left out of the back door and l never got my order!!! 

Anyway, here’s the Magic Green Hat…

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CROSSPOSTED

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Author

  • Rick Olson

    Rick Olson is a veteran of the United States Marine Corps, and a graduate of Southern New Hampshire University with a BA in Social Science. Rick subsequently attended Massachusetts School of Law in Andover MA. Rick takes up second amendment issues on Granite Grok, as well as issues surrounding hunting, fishing, trapping and wildlife issues. Rick Olson is a former Police Officer and Deputy Sheriff. He is Past President of the New Hampshire Wildlife Federation, President of the Londonderry Fish & Game Club  Rick is a nationally certified firearms instructor and a Hunter Education Instructor. He can frequently be found teaching Urban Rifle and Defensive Pistol classes as an Instructor with Defensive Strategies in Goffstown, NH.  Rick resides in Manchester with his wife Lisa. He has four children and ten Grandchildren.

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