The list of things that are bad for the planet is a lot shorter than people have been led to believe. In truth it consists of Marie-Antoinette-like globalists and the political muppets who use your money to fund their destructive agenda. Wait, no. It’s not. It’s rice!
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Uncle Ben Joins Aunt Jemima as Company Says they Plan to Evolve the Brand
If a black woman can’t sell maple syrup or pancakes, then a black man can’t sell rice. Will Lucky the Leprechaun be losing his “charms.” Nope. He’s not black. But Uncle Ben is, and he’s being retired, sorry, evolved.
Malfeasance by the book – A satirical look at a bizarre story
Now that all the talk about Russian collusion, quid pro quo, and believing all women seem to be fading away along with Hillary Clinton’s presidential ambitions, the country is beginning to focus on other issues and new catchphrases.
Climate Alarm Fail Two-Fer: Sharpley Reduced Rice Yields and a Snowless Kilimanjaro by 2020
The point of these posts on Leftardian Climate Voodoo is not to deny that the climate changes. It does. But not because of you and certainly not for them. No one bets their own money on these things it is always your money for a reason. These “experts” can’t predict a damn thing.
RNC 2012 Notable Quotables…
Here are some notable quotes from the 2012 RNC. I’m sure I missed some…
“… Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party” — Clint Eastwood
“My dad was a bartender….You see, he stood behind the bar all those years so that one day I could stand behind a podium…” – Sen. Marco Rubio
“…instead of moving oceans and healing planets, let’s get our bills in order and pay down the debt so we control our own future.” — 2008 Obama campaign co-chair Artur Davis
“College graduates should not have to live out their 20s in their childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters and wondering when they can move out and get going with life.” — VP Nominee Paul Ryan
“You see, Mr.President, real leaders do not follow polls. Real leaders change polls.” — Gov. Chris Christie
A Rose By Any Other Name…
This may sound like a strange observation but I think we can narrow down the field of potential Romney VP candidates based on how well their name sounds after “Romney.” (I am amused by the notion that this might matter.) Romney-Christie, for example, does not roll off the tongue the way “Romney-Ryan” would. And let’s face it, Obama- Biden may one day be a slang term for economic destruction (if it is not already), but it rolls off the tongue as if it were a beautifully constructed expletive.
Drops hot Tuna casserole…”Obamabiden!”