Liberals vs Conservatives (another example)

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and had grown to be in strong favor for the re-distribution of all wealth in America. She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, … Read more

Another holiday recipe…

Tequila Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water1 tsp baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp salt1 cup of brown sugarLemon juice4 large eggsNuts1 bottle tequila2 cups of dried fruit . Sample the tequila to check quality.Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour onelevel cup and … Read more

Friday Humor. Blond in Distress (again)

. A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard … Read more

Friday Humor. BS vs. Nuclear Power

. A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said,  "Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." . The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the … Read more

Friday Humor: The true meaning of service.

. At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."   "It’s the act of doing things for other people."  Then I noticed these terms that reference the word SERVICE:      Internal Revenue Service      Postal Service      Telephone Service     Civil Service      City & County Public Service      Customer Service     Service Stations I became confused.  This … Read more

A warning about houseplants…

DO NOT BRING PLANTS IN THE HOUSE DURING COLD WEATHER!!! Never bring outdoor plants into the house.  Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous.  Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. . Here’s why……… . A couple in Baltimore, Maryland had a lot of potted plants.  During a recent cold spell, the … Read more

Friday Humor: Doctor Doolittle, Redux?

Mbembe’s mentor? . In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. . He got down on one … Read more

Hee, Hee, Hee!

 Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: 
      "Dr.  Jones, at your cervix." 
   
 
In a Podiatrist’s office: 
"Time  wounds all heels." 
 
 
On a Septic Tank Truck : 
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels 
 
 
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At a Proctologist’s door: 
"To expedite your visit please back in." 
 
 
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On a Plumber’s truck: 
"We  repair what your husband  fixed." 
 
 
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On another Plumber’s truck: 
"Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your  plumber.." 
 
 
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On a Church’s Billboard: 
"7 days without God makes one weak." 

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Joe knows…

Senator Joe Biden reveals where he gets the information that goes into his long and intricate discussions on policy. Joe Biden knows who he has to see if he expects to be the next president… . Shameless self promotion? You bet! Are we taking ourselves too seriously here at the ‘Grok? Nah. Having fun while … Read more

Friday humor. Which one’s the good thief?

It’s Good Friday. Respecting the day, that on which our Lord and Savior died for our sins, while recognizing our readers have come to expect something to bring laughter to the end of their work week, we offer the following: The old priest lay dying in the hospital.  For years he faithfully served churchgoers in … Read more

Friday Humor: Shingles; **VIRUS WARNING!**

It’s been a long week. We’re having sub-zero temps and little to no snow here in Central NH, thanks not to man-made global warming, but the natural cycle of things. Yeah, that’s right. I said it. The air’s cleaner now than it was fifty years ago. Soot? Carbon? Talk to the Russians and the ChiComs. … Read more

Friday Humor: Church Squirrels

There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town: .The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels..One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they … Read more

Something to ponder…

As America becomes more hated throughout the world (what is popular isn’t always right, and what’s right, isn’t always popular), we should never forget what this somewhat humorous anecdote so accurately recounts: A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian, and French navies. At a … Read more

Possible I.E.D. forces plane landing in Nashville

That’s right- a woman forced the emergency landing of an airplane early Monday morning in Nashville. Knoxville Tennessee’s WBIR.Com has the story: American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport … Read more

Friday Humor Trifecta

Here’s three for your Friday enjoyment. Don’t let the Hillary one offend ya’- it’s ONLY A JOKE!
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients for operations. 
 
 
The first surgeon, from New York City, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
 
The second, from Boston, Mass. , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."
 
The third surgeon, from Philadelphia, PA , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
 
The fourth surgeon, from Columbus, Ohio,  chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers … those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
 
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the heads and the asses are interchangeable."
Could be lawyers too… Click below for 2 more, including Hillary joke…

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Friday Humor

Everyone who has ever bought a house will enjoy this. A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property being offered as collateral. … Read more

Friday Humor: The difference between left and right

I know this is an oldie, but it’s still good, and probably timely… One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and … Read more

Friday Humor. Blame it on the dog…

I got stopped for speeding yesterday. . I almost talked my way out of it until the dog barked and caught the cop’s attention… .   . H/T Cousin Kim

Friday Humor

Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." . The next day, the … Read more

It’s not what you think. She really did it for love…Friday Humor

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs onto Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every  word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. . At … Read more

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