Friday Humor: Church Squirrels

by Steve MacDonald
There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town:
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The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
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One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will…
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In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
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The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
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The Catholic Church came  up with what turned out to be an effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter
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Not much was heard about the   Jewish Synagogue but  it was later heard that they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called  a  "circumcision , " and they haven’t seen a squirrel on the property since…
(Hat Tip Dean D.)

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  • Steve MacDonald

    Steve is a long-time New Hampshire resident, award-winning blogger, and a member of the Board of Directors of The 603 Alliance. He is the owner of Grok Media LLC and the Managing Editor, Executive Editor, assistant editor, Editor, content curator, complaint department, Op-ed editor, gatekeeper (most likely to miss typos because he has no editor), and contributor at GraniteGrok.com. Steve is also a former board member of the Republican Liberty Caucus of New Hampshire, The Republican Volunteer Coalition, has worked for or with many state and local campaigns and grassroots groups, and is a past contributor to the Franklin Center for Public Policy.

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