Hee, Hee, Hee!

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 Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: 
      "Dr.  Jones, at your cervix." 
   
 
In a Podiatrist’s office: 
"Time  wounds all heels." 
 
 
On a Septic Tank Truck : 
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels 
 
 
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At a Proctologist’s door: 
"To expedite your visit please back in." 
 
 
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On a Plumber’s truck: 
"We  repair what your husband  fixed." 
 
 
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On another Plumber’s truck: 
"Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your  plumber.." 
 
 
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On a Church’s Billboard: 
"7 days without God makes one weak." 


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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee  : 
"Invite us to your next blowout." 
 
 
 
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At a Towing company: 
"We  don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." 
 
 
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On an Electrician’s truck:  < 
"Let us remove your shorts." 
 
 
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In a Nonsmoking Area: 
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." 
 
 
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On a Maternity Room door: 
"Push. Push. Push." 
 
 
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At an Optometrist’s  Office: 
"If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right  place." 
 
 
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On a Taxidermist’s window: 
"We really know our stuff."
 
 
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On a Fence: 
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" 
 
 
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At a Car  Dealership: 
"The  best way to get back on your feet – miss a car  payment." 
 
 
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Outside a Muffler Shop: 
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." 
 
 
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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: 
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" 
 
 
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At the Electric Company: 
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. 
However,  if you don’t, you will be." 
 
 
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In a Restaurant window: 
"Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed  up." 
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 
"Drive carefully. We’ll wait." 
 
 
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At a Propane Filling Station  , 
"Thank heaven for little grills." 
 
 
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Chicago Radiator Shop: 
"Best  place in town to take a leak."
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On the Door of a Proctologist and Psychiatrists shared  office:
Drs. Smith and Jones
Specializing in Odds and  Ends.

H/T: Laurie

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