I know this is an oldie, but it’s still good, and probably timely…
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop..The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door..Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop..The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door..Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I’m sorry, I can not accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop..The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful.".Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop..The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut!.And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right…
(H/T Cam Pepin, my father-in-law, member, the Greatest Generation, WW2 vet, incl. Battle of the Bulge, etc.)