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OK. It’s not threatening vehicular manslaughter, but I can see the progressives filling their diapers in rage on this one. They do so love Nancy. Thankfully this is the work of Jay Leno so if anyone is sewn so tight that they are actually offended by it, call him to complain.
From Doug Giles at Townhall.com….
Let’s have some fun in 2011 and "Annoy the Left 365"! Heh! And not to worry: God will help us. Why would He, you ask? It’s obvious! As Doug Giles explains….
In an amusing week for Carol Shea-Porter, in which she almost sounded McCarthyesque in her suspicions of Chinese communist cash infiltrations into the campaigns of domestic candidates, how long can it be before she blames her 2010 election loss on Global Warming?
You heard me right.
It’s been 57 days since Carol "I wasn’t saying the Chinese cost me my election" Shea-Porter lost and she has still not called the winner to congratulate him and concede the race personally. This is a woman scorned, trapped in a world of denial, in which it is acceptable to ignore the big business, special interest international/domestic union machine that funded her own campaign while continuing to make offhand remarks about foreign and special interest money that doesn’t even exist as is she has to keep working off the same talking points palm card until the DNC sends her a new one.
Dargoneit, I wished he’d abeen a bit more forceful…
Starting in 2011, public sector workers will no longer get days off related to any religious holiday, nor will they receive any compensation for these days unless they actually work. If as the liberals and secularists suggest, that we can’t have any God in government, then no one in government should get a paid day off as a result.
Politically incorrect, and funny. ( And just a heads up…the words a*s and n*ts, are each used once further into the routine, relating to the puppet, which has neither.) Jeff Dunham Achmed's 'Jingle Bombs'Uploaded by benjam015. – Click for more funny videos.
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(H/T: From my position…on my way)
The Walking Dead, which just ran its initial 6 episode release, could use a few zombies with PETA shirts when season two comes out next fall. “Flesh is for Zombies” PETA shirts on an actual zombie would be funny but not nearly as funny as regular PETA shirts on Zombatized Vegan wackos, bent over to chew on some some poor bastards slimy organs.
Be careful for what you wish for – and how you ask for it to be done… (H/T: John D.)
H/T Newsreel Blog
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As a long term computer guy, I do believe that GIGO (Garbage In, Garbage Out) still applies since I heard that as a "still wet behind the ears" programmer back in the….oh, never mind when. We’ve been buying a bit of gear lately to boost the quality of our "citizen journalist" reporting when we cover the events we’ve been going to as well as for GrokTALK!. One of the vendors I have used is BSW – and I received this from them after purchasing a "micro-mixer" from them:
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Well, they got a couple things wrong in the email; my response was:
Question: What’s the difference between the Titanic and the state of California?
Joe Biden, remarking on how the GOP today is just full of dangerous, right-wing, domestic-terrorist extremists: "This is not your father’s Republican Party." Michele Bachmann: "You’re right. It’s a lot closer to being our Founding Fathers’ Republican Party." Heh. h/t to The American Spectator.
Once again, our Hero – Barack Hussein Obama – is on a plane that is proving that even the Obamessiah has to obey the Law of Gravity: An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs … Read more
Hi Harrell! Since you, at the critical point in a campaign, have decided to go all Politically Correct on us (you pompous ass),I’ve decided to extend Friday Humor just for you. Either you are: a complete nitwit for thinking this would be a Real Good Campaign gambit that would be the Golden Spike to the … Read more
