Making things taste like crap on purpose in not something the free market traditionally rewards unless it is popular-trendy “tastes like crap,” in which case all the finest people are buying it which encourages lesser mortals seeking aimlessly for some kind of identity to follow suit in the hope that they will become “better people” by association.
Loser 2: “Hey look, Chantelle puts blow-fish droppings on here arugula.” Loser 3: “Wow, she is so hip.”
Into this confused world comes the Weight Watchers Basic Bagel, which I purchased not because I or anyone in my family is watching their weight, but because they were on sale. How was I to know what would happen next?