In one month the American people will decide who will be the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. It’s time for all of us to come together, Democrats and Republicans alike, In a bi-partisan effort for America. Here’s how we can do it:
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Oh yeah…and one other thing!
By the way….
How to start a Fight – Part 7
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. … Read more
How to start a Fight – Part 6
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?” “Yes”, she sighed, “He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after … Read more
How to start a Fight – Part 5
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.” And then the fight started…
How to start a Fight – Part 4
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…..
How to start a Fight – Part 3
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.” I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started……
How to start a Fight – Part 1
I rear-ended a car this morning…the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said ‘I am NOT Happy!’ So I said, ‘Well, which one ARE you then?’ That’s how the fight started.
How to start a Fight – Part 2
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ I replied, “Your eyesight’s darn near perfect.” And then the fight started……..
Media Fact ‘Checkers’
H/T To Patriot Post (patriotpost.us)
Why I may vote Democrat….
I’m thinking that I may just have to vote Democrat in the upcoming election.
There are many reasons why.
Here are some of them….
1. I may vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene…
Grokster Mike has become a cartoon!
Heh! Mike is out at a tradeshow where there is a cartoonist, Doug Shannon, hard at work – and Mike got cartoonized: Not bad, Mike, not bad at all….I think his smile is MUCH broader in real life. But I do think the cartoonist caught his mischeviousness, though….
Indeed – the next President will inherit a mess
A loyal reader sent this in: Obama has made a habit of blaming everything that has gone wrong during his Administration on his immediate predecessor. This will be fun to watch for a little bit, as we all circle and swirl around the drain if Obama get re-elected… (H/T: Dan)
This is an important lesson that we all need to learn!
The sooner, the better. Thankfully, we’ve got President Obama and Elizabeth Warren to make sure we understand…. http://youtu.be/3EZQvSCGaJI
Consider this bumper sticker as the warning shot?
Heh! (H/T: The Looking Spoon)
Hey! I think I’ll vote for Obama!
Oh really…. Well then don’t be surprised when you get this look from your friends….
Hey…what’s that wrapped around Obama’s leg? It’s…it’s…slobbering!
Heh. It could also be entitled, “Why the Mainstream Media Sucks.” In any event, the cartoonist, Michael Ramirez, also turns out to be an excellent writer, with an analysis of MSM bias here in Investors Business Daily. Enjoy both…the cartoon and the explanatory column.
Gallows Humor
(H/T: while I was there, Maggie’s Farm)