Dr Seuss and Gun Grabbers - Granite Grok

Dr Seuss and Gun Grabbers

Gun_Grabbers_And Media_Hams2You can not, shall not have a gun,

 This banning craze has just begun…

 Guns and bullets make me ill,

 Pass the Kool-Aid if you will…

 You don’t really need a gun,

 From violent criminals you can run!

 And when the violent felons come …

 You have scissors, but don’t you run!

 And to defenseless victims who have been raped,

 You ask for Kool-Aid flavored grape.

 We shall ban your magazines,

 For this will stop Mass shooting scenes…

 Until we get these background checks,

 Town Hall Meetings will we wreck…

 We will shout and we will hollar,

 All to be done on Bloomberg’s dollar…

 We’ll craft some polls and tell more lies,

 until the Second Amendment dies.

Doggerel…used best to describe anti-freedom Town Hall meeting attendees