Bob Costas: The Sportscast World’s Own Personal Douchebag

by Rick Olson

“Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, Let’s have a toast for the a**holes, Let’s have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know.” —Kanye West

DID YOU KNOW…Bob Costas hires his own personal armed security? In the world of man-make-up, bad hairpieces and dudes who get facials, manicures and other, less than manly stuff, His remarks quoting some other anti-gun hack is not at all surprising to me. It does, however, underscore the liberal-elite media douchbaggery that is rife within the lamestream media world.

Its seems fitting and proper to remind us what, “Uncle Ted” has to say about Gun control…

Ted Nuget gets it right….Bob Costas is yet another classic example of the elite oppression-advocacy class spewing their offal on the masses…the, “unwashed masses”…as one elitist hack once quipped. We fight on.

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  • C. dog e. doG

    In Ted we trust. Why can’t a guy like that run for govna’ of New Hamsters? Instead, we get wimpy Bob Costas wannabees, and those he’s trying to pick up at posh lib gatherings with his pithy pathos-laden prose; what a douche.

    Remember, kids, when crossing the southern border, check your innate right to protect yourself at the velvet cladded gates, ‘cuz “In Massachusetts we try and discourage … self-help.” (S: Martha Coakley, Supreme Atty. General)
    – C. dog

  • nhsteve

    Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!

  • allen

    “Remember: Evil exists because good men don’t kill the government officials committing it.” — Kurt Hofmann.

    • allen

      meaning to say…(don’t you hate it when things send before you’re done?) the usual beneficiary of citizen disarmament isn’t criminals…it’s governments. every genocide starts with disarmament.


    I’m not a big fan of Ted Nugent. He’s a “servicable” rock guitarist, sure. And he’s a crack shot with a bow. And he’s a fish and fame law violator who shunned booze and drugs for his personal favorite vice – underage girls. But Ted’s take on guns is a lot more spot-on – despite his bombastic approach – than Costas the douchebag’s rant. I don’t know about anybody else, but the first thing I thought when I heard about this tragedy was – ARE THEY GONNA TEST HIS BLOOD FOR STEROIDS?!?!? Most sane people I talk with thought the same thing. They didn’t automatically blame it on an inanimate object. There’s a lot more things wrong with football than guns. Can anybody say PENN STATE FOOTBALL?!?!?

    • C. dog e. doG

      Ted is a most righteous dude because of his bombasticity and outrageous guitar licks, not in spite of them.
      – C. dog

      • Chris P. Bacon

        Nothing better then hittin’ the bowl (one time, cuz i’m old) and listening to “Stranglehold” on the old headphones !! Ted is crazy as Hell, but if the sheite ever hits the fan, i would want him in my foxhole.

        • C. dog e. doG

          How many can pull double-duty as the drummer boy and a crack sniper, and do so old-school with a bow & arrow? The Motor City Madman is the guy I want at my party.
          – C. dog scratching cats to a fevered pitch

    • Rick on Granite Grok

      so all that about Ted….what does it have to do with the price of eggs in China? “Just sayin..”

  • Gunther Sandersson

    Ever hear of the old addage, “The man gets in the way of the message”? I guess that is true for some. The cornucopia of misdirection applied herein validates that notion when the post is about douches like Bob Costas, countered with an intellectual, well rounded argument. Inversely, we are treated to notions of “serviceability as a rock guitarist…accusations of game law-breaking, and alleged trists with under-aged girls… So in this larger context, why does any of that matter? Thereafter, followed with a, “but” and a qualifier….not a strong mode of debate, I am thinking. Self-neutralization is a common trait amongst left-leaning so-called moderate thinkers.

    So with that I add this well known cliche…Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything….and those who feebly stand for something will cut a deal. I know that all to well, being an immigrant to this country from the Socialist Sweden. Moderation and moderate politics is fantastic when one wants people to simply stop paying attention. Moderation buys us the apathy and the mess now facing America. Clearly defined viewpoints is what people pay attention to.

    • Rick at Granite Grok



      I said he is a serviceable rock guitarist because that’s a FACT! He can’t improvise over changes any more complex than I-IV-V. Ask him to blow over “Giant Steps” and see the flop sweat start to pour off his brow.

      I said he was a fish and game violator because that too is a FACT! His record in the state of California reads like some backwoods-riding-around-in-the-back-of-the-van-with-the-sliding-door-open-and-your-crossbow-cocked-and-ready-to-dispatch-whatever-is-lit-up-by-the-spotlights-hick.

      I said he likes underage girls because that too is a FACT!

      What does any of this have to do with the topic? It’s real simple. Ted Nugent is NOT CREDIBLE. The fact that I agree with his stances on some issues does not mean that I would pick him as someone to look up to regarding any issues.

      When I look for heroes in the hunting community, I don’t look to Ted Nugent, Dick Cheney or Sarah Palin. I look to Tovar Cerulli, Stephen Rinella, and my father.

      And finally, since your post is obviously addressing me directly – why didn’t you post it as a reply to my post????? Why did you instead try to “hide” it by posting it elsewhere in this thread???

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