This from an objective, aggressive, no-nonsense, just-the-facts CNN news reporter observing the Obama inauguration parade:
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When dogs go bad with assault weapons…
This from Local10.com in Cantonment, Florida:
“According to officials, a man has died after a dog jumped into a van, stepped on the accelerator, and struck him as he opened a gate outside a Florida Panhandle home.”
As usual, the real “inside story” is to be found in the comments that follow the article.
Here are some of them:
Paint and fireworks: what could go wrong (in Slo-Mo)?
We’ve been doing a LOT of talking about things that go boom – not just because they go boom but for the underlying reason we need them: protection against the real reason why the Second Amendment exists: tyrannical government. But sometimes, stuff that goes boom is good, if for no other reason that its FUN! … Read more
Many thousands line up early in Washington, DC for the Obama inauguration ceremony….
Click on the picture to get the full effect.
They went and did it again, this time in Texas!
The gun-grabbing journalists at another newspaper have published a map showing every single gun-owner, this time in the state of Texas! Here it is:
Guns aren’t needed, and don’t help safety!
Why would anyone think they do?
And the naysayers on the shore said it couldn’t be done.
Boat. Fire. No fire extinguisher. Oh wait! Given the “heavy” stuff we’ve been writing about, I thought this might be a good change of pace…. (H/T: Gizmodo)
An Idle Observation About Teen Paranormal Romance
Barnes & Nobel now has a shelf titled ‘Teen Paranormal Romance.” But “normal” has never been a point on the map with teenage girls has it? Adding romance? When did that situation get solved? I seem to recall teenage romance being a cross between the movie Inception and a George Romero flick with a … Read more
The Gun Ban song
(H/T: Kit Up!)
Friday Humor – a Doctor, a Lawyer, and a Mathematician…
A doctor, a lawyer, and a mathematician were having a conversation about the relative benefits of wives and mistresses.
- The doctor insisted that, from a health perspective, it was far better to have a wife. He talked about stress, relaxation, routine, and other factors.
- The lawyer contended that it was better to have a mistress, because that way you retain more of your legal rights, she doesn’t own half your property, and so forth.
- The mathematician said that he could see both sides of that argument, but really he thought it was best to have both.
“Both?”, the doctor and the lawyer exclaimed. “Why?”
What does 70 below zero look like?
You haven’t read this story in every mainstream media outlet, every day, on every front page this last week.
It’s those damned Russians: They’re at at it again!
What’s the problem, you ask? Well, like I say, it’s the Russians! They’re…
Friday Humor – A physicist, biologist, and a mathematician…
I haven’t done Friday Humor in a long time. Given everything that is happening around us, perhaps it is time to bring this feature back:
A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
- The Physicist: “The measurement wasn’t accurate.”
- The Biologist: “They have reproduced”
- The Mathematician:
It’s The End of the World…(As we know it) and I feel Fine.
I know. But I had to.
The Fiscal Cliff: I bet this really goes on
Operative Phrase: everything else except the real problem… Depressing, isn’t it? (H/T: The Blaze)
OK, let’s relax a tad….I found this highly amusing!
Yeah, this should go over well on a political site: “To break some of the office blues, I decided to tell the worst geek joke I know: ‘Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!’ I can count on at least 4 of the geeky Groksters getting … Read more
Moose hunting in New Hamsphire…
…gone wrong! Drunken Moose counterattack!
A joke at a crass unionista’s expense
A union shop foreman walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican.”
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union official.
The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”
The union thug once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”
The union guy asks the bartender:
WTF.gov
Your government floods the AM band with public service announcements (PSA’s). Back in the day I used to have to read them when I did radio in High School. We didn’t have them pre-recorded. But now they have them canned and you can just play them with a mouse click or program them into the content. And there a lot of them.
There are spots for the Forest service, home loans, emergency management, you name it. Remember Ready.gov during hurricane Sandy? Not so ready if you don’t have Internet. No surprises. This is the government we’re talking about.
Well they also have PSA’s on saving energy. The newest in that series points out all the things you could have bought if you had not wasted that money of inefficiency. Like throwing money out the window.
That’s right. The US government and the Obama Department of Energy are schooling us on how to avoid wasting money when it comes to energy.
Go ahead and laugh. I did.
“Thanks, kids!” A big thank you to the younger generation for electing Obama….
This is funny! A Baby Boomer speaks to the younger generation, copied at Powerline and noted at Instapundit: “This 50-something, white, conservative Republican wishes to thank America’s youth for…