Al Gore, Man-Bear-Pig And Global Warming

“America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?” ~Allen Ginsberg “They pay pseudo-scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense. Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!” “When you … Read more

Obama Makes The Same Face In Every Pic

Here is a nice little palate cleanser from Break.com. You needed a break, yes? It is called Obama makes the same face in every pic. It is strangely amusing. Let me set it up for you. It is a video of successive still shots and Obama makes the same face in every pic.

Obama’s New Re-Election Poster!

(Above: "Obama Surveys the Health Care Industry," courtesy of "Are We Lumberjacks?" ) "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."    — Winston Churchill

VICE-PRESIDENT BIDEN’S ‘CRACKED-HEAD CLUB’

Biden to Representative Giffords. “Now we’re both members of the Cracked Head Club.. You know, I had two craniotomies. For real…”~Vice President Joseph Biden   While many are expressing shock about Vice-President Biden’s recent comment to Rep Gabrielle Giffords now being a member of the “Cracked Head Club” I am one who is not shocked. … Read more

How bad is Obama’s economy? (#5)

Obama’s economy is so bad that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM (aka "Government Motors").

Hey! All you young people who voted overwhelmingly for Obama? You know what?

LOL young suckahs! YOU’RE GONNA PAY! You voted by a giant majority for Obama in 2008! Good job! YOU’RE GONNA PAY! You know…you don’t HAVE to be ignorant when you’re young. But you are. You don’t HAVE to be stupid when you’re young. But you are. You don’t HAVE to be so easily suckered by … Read more

Buh Bye!

I would like to thank all my readers over these last few years….heh! Actually, it is saying goodbye to what I thought might be a whole lot of fun – GraniteCrock run by that great Tweeter, Skip Myopinion (as I reported here).  He has left the TwitterBuilding. Sadly, the discipline wasn’t there.  Unfortunately, the sticktoitiveness … Read more

How Bad is Obama’s Economy? #4

 Obama’s economy is so bad if a bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call and ask if they meant you or them. 

To Parody my GPS: “I have arrived?”

Several folks sent this to me or onto other Groksters asking if I knew anything about this message they were getting starting around 2:30pm:

My responses that I sent back to thse folks were akin to:

  • Heh!  This could be fun!

    Thanks for letting me  know.

  • Hahahahaha!  You’re the second person in the last 5 minutes to let me know……

It could get "interesting"…..  Who knows?  We’ve been outing RINOs lately…could be that.  Or, just about anything else….

That’s life…

  • Dunno – You’re number 3 to let me know.

    Tell you the truth, I think it’s a hoot!  If someone wants to waste their time to do a parody of me, I guess I should feel rather special!

    Hmmm, maybe I should listen to folks like you and <redacted> et al – perhaps I do have a bigger voice than what I am willing to admit to.  Guess this would kinda prove what you guys have been saying and to which I’ve been pooh-poohing…..

    (gleam in eye, smile on lips) This could be rather amusing….

  • Hahahaha!  That is #4!

    I already went to the Twitter page and looked at it.  I’m going to screen shot it and post it up, but I think this is funny as all get out!

    Such silliness, to think that ordinary schlub me is worth of a parody????  Me, of all people?  I think this is hysterical!

So I went to the Twitter account:

You all know that old saw about Flattery et al, so as I said before (in other words) "Thank you".  I truly look forward to see the brilliance that will be forthcoming from the person (or people) behind this idea!  After all, if you’re going to go through the trouble of setting this up, taking the time to start following 78 folks, one HAS to believe that they have a storehouse of witticisms just ready to unleash to amaze and fill us with insights that are just not possible from we ordinary mortals.  After all, it would be a very poor parody to go this far and then just go "poof!" – how disappointed I would be to be deprived of the bon mots and great turn of phrases that are implied in setting this up.  Look, if you’re going to sling and blog, you have to be ready to field the incoming with a smile and a sense of humor, so this should be fun. 

Oh wait!  Methinks s/he/they may be running out of steam already.  I noticed that both the "Following you" and the site had a "Following = 78" for both.  Then I did so again just before 9pm:

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How bad is Obama’s economy? (#2)

Obama’s economy is so bad that when I ordered a burger at McDonald’s, the the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

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