Tag: Halloween

Scary Question: Does America Spend More on Elections or Halloween Candy?

October 19, 2024

by Dan Backer

October will be a wild, whacky ride in America. Not only is it a presidential election year, but American consumers are already preparing their Halloween decorations, costumes, and enough candy to sweetly forget about the impending political storm. From The Donald to Taylor Swift to cackling Kamala, 2024’s batch of Halloween costumes will be something to behold. … Read more

Bananas Halloween Activism Spooktackular!

November 2, 2023

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

It was an odd year for Halloween here in Vermont. Typically Halloween is used as an opportunity to either conjure up the dead or celebrate those who’ve passed on into the great mortuary in the sky. In contrast to our banal day-to-day lives Halloween gives us a chance to play the impish tricksters or treat our neighbors to the fright of their lives.

New Halloween Horror Films (For Leftists)

October 21, 2022

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Following the success of their feature film hits Run, Hide, Fight and the Shut In, the crew at the Daily Wire have their sites set on Halloween. Though conservative horror films are a relatively new genre they are confident there is a viewing audience awaiting their latest offerings.

Halloween in Schools Through an “Equity Lens”? What Does That Even Mean????

October 18, 2022

by Skip

My other working title was “It just never stops, does it? The Government continued imposition of a secular humanist religion on our young’uns”. From that Font of School District Woke Virtue Signaling (that would be the Hanover School District SAU70) comes this via their school newsletter. Once again, we see Government School Educators willingly bend … Read more

Pumpkin jack-o-lantern halloween original Photo by Łukasz Nieścioruk on Unsplash

Palate Cleanser: Even Halloween Pumpkins are “Saying it!”

October 24, 2021October 24, 2021

by Skip

Well, it IS almost that time of the year – one of the biggest commercial “holidays” of the year – Halloween.

But speaking of trying to integrate the celebration with the hottest call and answer in many football stadium – and in Europe of all places; I present:

Give the BEST Halloween Treat EVER!

October 10, 2021

by Ann Marie Banfield

Today I saw a post from a friend that I thought was genius. In addition to handing out some yummy candy this Halloween, why not throw in a copy of the United States Constitution?

If You Really Want to “Scare” People This Halloween Try The “Karen” Costume

October 7, 2021

by Steve MacDonald

The secularist high holiday season begins and ends with Halloween. It has become as calendar-consuming as Christmas, with decorations and costumes creeping onto store shelves months before the magical day arrives.

Virtual Halloween?

October 6, 2021

by Steve MacDonald

The CDC got caught with its holiday pants down, lampshade on the head, with some virtual holiday guidance. It was quickly removed, excused as old guidance. But it mentioned the fully vaccinated and their special rights as Jabbed Americans.

Witch costume halloween Image by Victoria_Borodinova from Pixabay

Obligatorily “Don’t Wear costumes based on other cultures” Post

October 17, 2021October 18, 2017

by Steve MacDonald

Consider yourself warned. “Halloween costumes that are based on ethnic, racial, religious, gender, ability, and other cultural stereotypes are hurtful and reduce people’s identities into caricatures,” the university elaborates, noting that “intent may be far different than the impact,” and that “one night of fun” can turn into a “stigma that others wear for life.” … Read more

Not Sure What to Wear For Halloween Yet?

October 17, 2021October 30, 2014

by Steve MacDonald

Nice culture you have there. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it. Breitbart The holiday costume comes with a prop gas mask, safety goggles, a hazmat dress, hazmat leggings, and a disclaimer. “Please Note: This item is not suitable for protection against hazardous material.”

The Wizard of Oz – It’s Actually about Serial Killers

September 26, 2018November 15, 2012

by Steve MacDonald

Is the Wizard of Oz actually the Halloween equivalent of ‘It’s A Wonderful Life,’ destined to become an October seasonal favorite? Well when you describe it like this, I’d have to say the answer is yes. When can we expect Wizard of Oz II,III, The Return, Back from the Dead, VI, Lives, and Armageddon?

I want to know…

September 26, 2018October 28, 2012

….if you can look at THIS SET OF PICTURES on the Internet, and not laugh out loud. That’s right. I said “out loud.” Go on. Look at ’em. Then tell me. Here’s an example:

Dorothy The Hooker of Oz

September 26, 2018November 4, 2011

by Steve MacDonald

It’s kids, candy, wild grown up costume parties, and Dorothy the Hooker from Oz. Makes you wonder what song the boys from the Lollypop Guild might have sung if Dorothy from Kansas showed up dressed like this?

Picture Of The Day (BONUS!)

September 26, 2018March 11, 2011

by Steve MacDonald