The Democrat Parties pampered princes of progressive politics have a problem. COVID19, I think it might be the “Truth variant,” won’t let them be.
The poster-children for masks, distancing, and pharmaceutical interventions are testing positive for COVID in droves.
A slew of high ranking Cabinet members, communications staff, Democratic senators, Biden’s sister, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the husband of Vice President Kamala Harris have all tested positive for coronavirus in recent days.
Pelosi got it just two days after Biden embraced and kissed her on the cheek at a White House ceremony — an encounter officials insist does not count as close contact with a COVID carrier because it didn’t last 15 minutes.
Great, now I have an image of Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi kissing for 15 minutes. Ack. Ugh! First, she’s way too old for creepy Joe, but I hear she has good ice cream, and Joe likes ice cream.
As for the plague, everyone will say the shots and boosters and boosters and boosters ensured their symptoms were mild, except that Pfizer already admitted they only work for a few weeks; unless the Progs are doing COVID boosters the way Hunter does crack.
Not likely, so the cure made them more susceptible and not just to the BS coming out of the White House, which must include conversations like this.
Would getting COVID put Biden in a position of weakness at a critical time in the world? Biden is already dealing with a crisis in Ukraine and political problems at home like rising gas prices that have sent his approval numbers tumbling to record lows.
Biden getting COVID under other circumstances would be the perfect cover for his departure from the administration and a chance for Democrats to fix a mistake. But someone had Joe’s back (was it his wife, Jill?).
Whoever convinced him to pick Kamala Harris as VP was sneaky-clever.
We pick a “woman™” of color, and everyone applauds and smiles and checks boxes without thinking past their virtue signaling. But it was a brilliant choice. No one wants Kamala running anything, not even her mouth, regardless of how bad Joe does.
That leaves the boosted, pampered progressive princes rearranging deck chairs on the SS COVID. We lead by example and look, everyone’s getting the damn thing except for Joe, who is 79 and sickly. What happens if he gets the Rona?
If it kills him, you get a narrative reboot for your fascist COVID state in time for the 2022 midterms.
And Joe’s not actually running the thing; he’s just the face of the oligarchy of experts running America. Death by COVID might be the only way to save any sort of legacy. Everything else is embarrassing for the leadership and the Party.
And I’m sure you’ve lined up some VP hopefuls for replacing Kamala after what would need to be a short-lived (but historic) stint as the “president.” Another way you might save creepy Joe from the label of worst president ever – give Kamala the job for a few weeks.
And no, we’re not sorry you had to scratch Hillary off the VP list.
Ms. Clinton has slipped and slithered her way past many scandals, but after recent revelations from the Durham investigation, I don’t think the “village” can take much more of her.
So, who’s left? Who’s that transgender “Admiral?” Rachel Levine! Make her VP, have her replace Kamala, and while all that’s going on, you can find an albino transman descended from slave and indigenous parents to be his her VP.
The country will keep sliding down into the sh!tter and the world with it, but you’ll get to check a bunch of boxes, and that’s all that matters, and people will have completely forgotten about the pampered princes of progressive politics all catching COVID.