You want to be like the other #woke School Boards, but the people who elected you aren’t having it. They get insulted when you change Columbus Day to “Indigenous People’s Day.” They don’t like it. They storm the meetings. What’s a #woke school board to do?
Teacher workshop days without the workshop? You could call them that, but how about holi-theys, an homage to genderless pronouns.
Days off with no name.
That’s what the School Board in Randolph Township in Morris County, New Jersey did. Like Pharoah, the names of the holidays have been struck from every school calendar. Every building and monument. No one shall spake the name of Moses…sorry. Got off track there.
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Christmas, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Memorial Day, even Martin Luther King Day would become “a day off.”
The school board in Randolph Township in Morris County, New Jersey, voted 8-0 to remove all holiday names from the school calendar. …
Board member Dorene Roche said, “If we don’t have anything on the calendar, we don’t have to have anyone [with] hurt feelings or anything like that.”
This is a good idea for the institutionalized output of the planned workforce curriculum.
Comrade 1: Nice Mao Suit – Hey, what are you doing on your day off?
Comrade 2: Me? I’ll be standing in line waiting for a shot at a loaf of stale bread! Then it’s off to another party rally to renounce my whiteness.
Comrade 1: No, I mean your “Day Off.”
Comrade 2: Oh, we’re hanging masks and needles while listening to John Lennon’s Imagine. And then holding a moment of silent distancing before going to get our COVID29.4.3 rev7 booster shots.
Comrade 1: Make sure you genuflect to the portrait of Fauci at the Ministry of Inoculations. I got two weeks in quarantine last year because I forgot. I almost lost my vaccine passport.
Comrade 2: Which Day off was that?
Comrade 1: At this point, what difference does it make?
Comrade 2: no hurt feelings, eh?
No hurt feelings. These residents need to “hurt some feelings” by replacing that school board.
