I Got Me Some Love From The NHDP

I have to say I’m flattered that the New Hampshire Democrat party would actually write a press release about something I wrote.  I’m touched.  Too bad it has the usual heavy handed ignorance that comes pre-configured in the left wing narrative. The object, as usual, was to get Republicans to decline Granite Grok’s endorsements or declare me to be the hateful misogynist they wish I was.  They seem to think this matters or will have any effect on their impending doom.

If it makes you feel any better it wont.  But this does prove that you are all still a bunch of raging hypocrites, which I will continue to go out of my way to point out at every opportunity.

So how badly has the NHDP muffed this would be smear.  It’s pretty bad.


And per formula Harrell Kirstein has taken the words and twisted them to coax some last dying breath before his party is buried under an avalanche of discontent. (That’s a metaphor Harrell, I’m not actually suggesting you have an actual avalanche fall on the democrats.  You do know what a metaphor is right?)

Concord – In a hateful, misogynistic rant, prominent Republican activist and GraniteGrok.com blogger Steve McDonald called Republican state Representative Jayne Spaulding "a two dollar whore," and compared her a "jilted ex-girlfriend" and "bitter clinger."   He finished his outrageous tirade by telling Rep. Spaulding to "grow a set."

Harrell, you spelled my name wrong. That explains a few things right out of the gate.

My exact words were…

Jayne, like several other RINO’s in New Hampshire who have been the victims of "fringe elements" (aka-voters) have suddenly lost faith in the secret ballot now that it has become a capricious scold; tossing her to the curb like a two-dollar whore.

Not to be picky, but I didn’t call her a two dollar whore, I said she was tossed aside, like a two dollar whore.  I could have said like a $200.00 dollar whore, or" like the way Ray Buckley tosses aside moderate democrats."  It is a reference to how she was treated not who she is.  Using democrat linguistic gymnastics, if I’d implied she was tossed aside like jetsam they’d have to accuse me of wishing someone would to toss her out of an airplane.

Morons.  (Steve MacDonald called me a moron. He’s a hateful misogynist who degrades the intellectually challenged.)

The jilted ex girlfriend comment, I think, was excellent simile.  But Harrell, needing something to cling to himself, has to really stretch to make this misogynistic or hateful.  I hope he didn’t pull any muscles; maybe I should send the office a tube of Ben-Gay just in case?

Harrell says I…compared her to a jilted ex girlfriend and a bitter clinger.  OK.

Let’s go to the actual text!

Having failed to get enough votes for any of the six GOP spots in your own House district this year does not give you some kind of political sway with voters because you won big back in 2008.  That would be on par with letting the jilted ex-girlfriend tell you whom you should date next.  It’s the sign of a bitter clinger, is suggestive of self importance, and potentially an early sign of progressive derangement syndrome.

I’m not sure where the problem is here. If Jayne was John, it would be jilted ex-boyfriend.  And again, I’m not actually saying, Jayne is the Jilted-ex girlfriend, I’m indicating that her behavior, her refusal to accept the will of the voters–who chose a different candidate than the one she wanted–demonstrates an obsessive desire to tell you your business after you’ve made it clear you don’t want or need that from them.

If that’s a problem, the whole of the democrat party will have to abandon their entire agenda.  All they do is try to tell people what to do.  The fact that objecting to that agenda results in being called a teabagger by your congresswoman or a racist by everyone else, without calls from the democrat party to end their own hateful rants is hypocritical.  Oooh, whose surprised by that?

As for the Bitter clinger comment, this is a play on words, a dig on some democrat, I think he’s important, who used the idea to describe a group of people for whom he shares the same disdain as Jayne Spaulding does for the Voters in her State Senate district.  This is what we call Irony, also known as smart writing.

As for the "Grow a set" remark, sounds progressive and trans-gendered if you ask me.  But a better question might be,  how do you know what ‘set’ I’m asking her to grow?  Don’t hurt yourself thinking about it.  No one who matters really cares.

So despite the NHDP’s incompetent and impotent effort to smear me, I want to thank them for the free publicity, and an opportunity to make them look like willing dupes and hypocrites.   I can only hope this goes national and Granite Grok gets an insane number of page views as a result. I also want them to know that I appreciate the ‘heads up" that I can now misquote them at my leisure, and simply refer back to this post to support whatever far-fetched assumptions I feel I need to make moving forward.  I can’t wait to double my blogging output given this free reign to behave just like they do.

Don’t expect a Christmas card though.  That would be pushing it.

 

[Update]  One other thing.  I wanted to thank Harrell for referring to me as a "Prominent Republican Activist."  That really made my day.  I got this thrill up my leg….wow.  (Still not sending you a Christmas card though.)

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