The reimaging of CO2 as a planetary poison (by Marxists bent on controlling people while destroying capitalism) is silly. Still, it presents opportunities to embarrass these systemic dumbasses that might not otherwise be possible when their wingnuttery gets the best of them in other ways.
Auntie Vaquser
Night Cap: NYC Has F***** Itself With 350 Million Dollar Trump Ruling
The Machine Media is so busy engaging in a post-Trump 350+ Million dollar decision circle jerk they seem to have missed who got screwed. Donald Trump is going to appeal and win. It won’t even be close. The city used a political vendetta to attack a developer and was deliberately a public takedown.
“Dead People Should be Able to Change Their Gender”?
You might be asking yourself, how exactly might a dead person change their gender, and I have the answer. If they were a boy pretending to be a girl, and their bones got dug up some years from now, they’d be identified as male. We wouldn’t need an act of law for that, of course, just nature – so this headline is about something else.
So, You Were Saying That Trans and Queer People Sexually Assault Children?
From the “pay no attention to the transman behind the curtain” file, we have this massive self-own from an individual who was concerned about a law in Florida that would allow the death penalty for those who sexually abuse children.
Night Cap: If Slavery Should Make White People Feel Bad, Shouldn’t Black People Feel Bad About White Slavery?
The coven of witches doing business as The View took the celebration of the life of Martin Luther King Jr. (this is a bit late, so apologies) as an opportunity to crap on white kids and show the world their ignorance about slavery.
Night Cap: If They Can Get Pregnant Maybe They Are Not Really ‘Boys’
This is fun and self-fulfilling if by “self” you mean the government, and by “fulfilling,” you mean creating problems with taxpayer dollars you then claim can be solved with the loose change left on the Cambriole or between the cushions of daddy’s Chesterfield.
Breastfeeding Under Fire From the Left – Well, Of Course It F#!@?%& Is!
You can pretend all you want. Women don’t have a prostate, and men don’t lactate, so let’s call the whole thing off. Sorry, not so fast. Marxist dogma demands the destruction of everything, including gender roles, and tens of thousands of years of women breastfeeding babies is not so monolithic a thing it can’t be toppled.
Transwoman Named UK Champion of Women’s Rights
There’s nothing wrong with the idea that men could champion women’s rights. There are plenty of men who have done more for women than women. You’d be crazier than a bag of cats to think otherwise. So where’s the crime in ‘UN Women UK’ naming a transwoman as its champion of Women’s rights in the not-so-United Kingdom.
Have You Met the SPLCs’ New CAPTAIN?
I read somewhere that the SPLC had fingered GraniteGrok as anti-government. I feel certain they are honored now more than ever, given that The Government has become the thing that drove the Founders to Declare their independence.
Night Cap: Ecosexual Existentialism
A woman from British Columbia has announced her relationship with a tree. Not just any tree, an Oak Tree. Vancouver Island resident Sonja Semyonova, who likes the feeling of being tiny and supported by something so strong, discovered her feelings for the tree during COVID.
Leaf Blow Me!
The war on common sense isn’t limited to gender conflict. The same people taking things away from women are keen on robbing everyone else of something. Washington State Rep. Amy Walen has proposed a bill banning gas-powered landscaping equipment. My first thought?
New World Order: Men Are Officially Taking College Sports Scholarships from Women
Thanks to the progressives on both sides of the moat, we now live in an America where a girl can work hard, practice, become a top-tier athlete in her sport, and lose a college scholarship to some middling dude pretending to be a girl. And how is that fair?
The Word You Are Looking for is ‘WOMEN’
Language is a curious thing; are are the wordsmiths in progressive major media who dance around the truth to tell you lies. Take this recent lede from NBC News. “A federal court will allow four cisgender runners to sue over Connecticut’s trans-inclusive policy, which they say deprived them of honors and opportunities.”
Thanks to Colorado NH Republicans Can Sweep Every Federal Race in 2024
Mr. Trump was very clear on January 6th about proceeding to the Capitol to engage in a peaceful and patriotic protest. Whether you believe what followed resulted from planted federal agents inciting the crowd or just the crowd, it hardly matters. Nothing about it was an Insurrection, but since Democrats insist, let’s play along.
Southwest Airlines and ‘Fat Privilege’
I don’t mind air travel, but I do mind what’s been done to it. What was once an exciting adventure in the previous century has evolved into a cluster **** of systemic inconveniences. Wait times, canceled flights, and the risk that your “vaccinated” pilot might drop dead after takeoff. Oh, and the TSA!
They Just Added Another “Flavor” at ” ‘Queer’ Baskin Robbins”
Is sexual attraction or the absence of it the thing that defines you? To the Cultural Marxist Gender Side-Show, Circus Tent Ring Leaders it is. And like any good self-serving cartel, the more freaks, the better. So, they’ve introduced a new “gender” defining term.
High School Plays FAFO with Florida’s Protections for Biological Girls’ Sports Teams … Gets Fined $16K+
If you were wondering how serious Florida was about protecting girls’ and women’s sports, this might be your answer. Monarch High School has been put on Administrative probation and fined 16,500.00 for allowing a boy to play on a girl’s volleyball team.
50-Year-Old Man Allowed to Share Changeroom With 13-Year-Old Girls
In the Not So Great White North, a 50-year-old York University professor named Nicholas Cepeda was allowed to compete in a swim meet against Tween and Teenage girls. He was also seen sharing their locker and shower room with the permission of the East Bayfield Community Centre and Barrie Trojans Swim Club.
Smartphone Apps that Make Pictures of Clothed Girls Naked vs. Boys in Girls Locker Rooms …
Artificial Intelligence apps have begun to proliferate across the internet that allow you to take pictures of clothed girls and women with a smartphone and make them nude. Victims feel humiliated, and the potential for abuse is enormous, but I’m sensing a disturbance in the transgender force.
Sandy Cortez “Exposes” Herself …
Alexandria Ocasio Cortex, the recently minted millionaire (yes, it’s true) and former bartender, shared some keen-Cortez insight on the rising objections to boys being allowed to participate in girls’ sports. “Exposing,” if you like – not just the problem – but some of the contradictions in her argument.