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Bananas: Big Win for Lesbians

January 14, 2025January 13, 2025 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

The shocking news of yet another fire in California has been overshadowing the Cinderella story of the City of Angels slowly turning into the Isle of Lesbos. Were it not for the massive conflagration the country would not have learned about the humongous achievement of local first responders setting aside their personal safety in favor … Read more

Night Cap: Lesbian Bigots

November 13, 2023November 12, 2023 Auntie Vaquser

Since I’ve wandered repeatedly into terrain reserved for asking uncomfortable questions or making unpleasant but truthful observations, why stop now? If having testicles doesn’t make you less of a woman, and given the tendency of women with them to like women without them, how does that work with lesbians?

Will now Lia Thomas Facebook before transition

A Narrative Evolves: Say Hello to, Lesbian Men!

April 17, 2022April 17, 2022 Steve MacDonald

There’s an old joke that used to be deemed offensive. I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body? Funny or not funny, depending on the room. But nothing is static in the progressive universe so guess what?

Man-Taxing Lesbian Owned Vegan Cafe That Started #Woke Went Broke

March 3, 2021 Auntie Vaquser

We have another story about a business small or large that gets #woke and “goes broke.” Some fail and disappear; others lose market share or (in the case of entertainment) ratings. Some start out doomed, like this joint.

CDC and NIH Spent $2.87 Million to Study Why Lesbians are Obese

April 20, 2020 Steve MacDonald

The Coronavirus response “issues” the average lazy “journalist” might try to lay at the feet of Donald Trump are not Trump-related. They are thanks to agencies like the CDC and NIH who, in case you are curious, have been focused on other pressing “health” matters. Like why Lesbians are obese.

IRS Recognizes Church of Modern Witchcraft

September 26, 2018August 13, 2018 Steve MacDonald

Anti-Trans feminists have created their own church, recognized by the IRS. Its recognition as a church allows it to be very specific about who can join this non-profit organization.

A woman is an adult female human. A girl is a minor female human. The Pussy Church serves Women and Girls only. Males are not permitted to participate, regardless of how they identify. We expressly reject the concepts of gender identity, transgenderism, and gender as being meaningful to defining what a Woman or Girl is.

In A Van Jones Down By The River

September 26, 2018April 3, 2012 Steve MacDonald

Van Jones. Saying stuff just to say it. Like, “Libertarians hate Brown folk, Gays, and Lesbians.” Yeah, right. Not. Did he say ‘Brown Folk?’ Who the hell still talks like that?