Tag: Johnny Bananas

Bananas: This is so…

August 9, 2024

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

The masters of political evolution have advanced the game of thrones for the presidency yet again by warning all those considering voting for Donald Trumplestilskins and his VP nominee Jayzee “Jazzy” Vance, to be very, very careful because….the two married heterosexual white men are…just plain weird. Of course, the highly funded priests and priestesses in … Read more

Bananas: Time To Genocide… In Jesus Name

October 15, 2023

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

In case you live under a rock anywhere other than the rubble in Gaza, you likely have heard we are long overdue for a world war with the Jews as the centerpiece, because why not?

New Halloween Horror Films (For Leftists)

October 21, 2022

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Following the success of their feature film hits Run, Hide, Fight and the Shut In, the crew at the Daily Wire have their sites set on Halloween. Though conservative horror films are a relatively new genre they are confident there is a viewing audience awaiting their latest offerings.

Fake News from New Hampshire – This Week of 8-21 to 8-27

August 26, 2022

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Concord State House To Build First Totally Inclusive 152 Bathroom Multiplex A close third on the priority list for the Biden Administration, behind Ukrainians and illegal immigrants, is the ++ community. These are people so confused by math and science they cannot identify with a long-established biological binary. Rather than waste precious hours teaching them … Read more