California Refugee, Author at Granite Grok

CR: The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Stupid People Is Unanimous – Voting for Hillary Badlander Is Not a Good Idea

June 2, 2026 California Refugee

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Stupid People is a very young organization, formed two weeks ago by three elderly gentlemen (me, myself, and I) at a donut shop. The first meeting had a vivid agenda. The topics presented included While each topic is considered worthy, the Society held an emergency “update” to … Read more

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REFUGEE: Dems and Dark Money Donors Seek Federal Ruling That NH’s Voter ID Is Unconstitutional?

March 25, 2026 California Refugee

I run with the logo CALIFORNIA REFUGEE. Simple reason: I lived most of my life in California. I saw it transformed from a Ronald Reagan den of conservative values- you know, family, God, work, boys and girls bathrooms- to a third-world oligarchy run by Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom, Willie Brown, and others. There are a … Read more

I Want To Celebrate Motherhood! And Nothing You Can Do Will Stop Me!

May 11, 2024 California Refugee

My mom was born on April 13, 1921. She grew up on a farm in Idaho. She knew from a very early age how to milk cows, fry up chicken, and plant and harvest potatoes and corn. At the age of 18, she was the sole woman graduate of Walt Whitman College in Walla Walla … Read more

Buzz Buzzby Breaking News: Biden Threatens To Use F-15 to Defeat 2A Gun Owners

January 25, 2024 California Refugee

Buzz: Good day, folks. Buzz Buzby here with some breaking news. In a recent news conference, the hair sniffer-in-chief said to gun owners and 2A advocates: “You need F-15s and nuclear weapons (if you want to stop my tyrannical government).”

A Bill To Protect Citizen’s Sexuality From Abuse and Negligence by Their Doctors

January 15, 2024 California Refugee

I have one purpose in writing this article: as a former trial attorney, I believe that it is a fundamental right of every man, woman, and child to seek Justice in our courts for legally recognized wrongs that they feel have damaged them.

Nikki Haley Is the Billionaire-ocracy’s Desperate Attempt To Finish the Job Obama Started

January 14, 2024January 14, 2024 California Refugee

In 42 years of practicing law in California, I encountered firsthand what I labeled the BILLIONAIRE-OCRACY. Simply put, California was ruled by a very select and distinct group of very wealthy people who ran all the companies. The faces of the ruling class had names like Willie Brown (the man behind Kamala Harris), Nancy Pelosi, and Gavin Newsom.

Are the State Courts Trying To Transfer Control of School Districts to Central Command in Concord? (Part II)

January 7, 2024 California Refugee

In Part 1, I explained the 1993 decision of CLAREMONT SCHOOL DISTRICT V GOVERNOR. Fast forward to “today”: we now have two trial court rulings coming out of the Rockingham Superior Court that is a direct result of this 1993 decision and which essentially order a complete takeover of the New Hampshire School system by the State.

Are the State Courts Trying To Transfer Control of School Districts to Central Command in Concord?

December 31, 2023 California Refugee

If you take out and read the United States Constitution.
Or the New Hampshire Constitution.
Or the Declaration of Independence.
Or the federalist papers.
or Tom Paine’s work “common sense.”
You would not find “equity” (as used in DEI).

LINCOLNS JULY 15,1863 PROCLAMATION OF THANKSGIVING DAY: IT WASN’T ABOUT TURKEY, OR PILGRIMS OR NATIVE AMERICANS

November 23, 2023 California Refugee

Prior to 1863, the country had informally established a day of THANKSGIVING. Its characteristics are familiar to us all – it was about Pilgrims and Turkey dinner and native Americans saving the colonists from starvation. George Washington affirmed this informal celebration but never established a national holiday. That task was left to Lincoln who issued … Read more

Kfar Aza: Tell Those Who Want My Guns To Explain 40 Beheaded Infants

October 12, 2023 California Refugee

When I lived in California, the gun control lobby was very powerful. And very aggressive. I listened very intently to their arguments as to why I should be denied my Second Amendment rights, but they never really made any sense.

Is This Attack by Hamas/Hezbollah/Iran a False Flag To Drag Us Into Yet Another War?

October 10, 2023 California Refugee

On August 10, 1964, the United States Congress passed the Gulf of Tonkin resolution. The resolution gave then-President Lyndon Johnson full authority to engage the North Vietnamese in an all-out war. That war lasted until the United States declared defeat and left Vietnam in April 1975.

New Hampshire Refuses To Enforce the Right To Bear Arms

October 1, 2023 California Refugee

In the recent decision of New York State Rifle and Pistol Assn v Bruen 142 S. CT. 2111, the Supreme Court very clearly held that the Second Amendment protects the rights of all citizens, even those in New Hampshire, to “armed self-defense.”

Breaking News: Very Bad Man Just Destroyed DEI – Funeral To Be Announced

August 20, 2023 California Refugee

In the last election, some very powerful forces, whose sole goal was to seize power and bring about a new world order, defeated Donald Trump. (Kind of. I mean, maybe they stole it). The central theme they used was simple: Trump is a very bad man; he is mean and nasty, and selfish. Never mind … Read more

Woke in the Third Degree: My Chickens Decide to Actually Read the Statutes Indicting Trump

June 22, 2023 California Refugee

Listen to pretty much any of the idiocracy (members of the press designated by the ruling class to outsmart my chickens), and not a single one cared to look at the actual laws cited by the King’s lawyers (Biden’s attorney general) to indict Trump.

Woke in the Third Degree: My Chickens Woke up to the Trump Indictment and Feared the Advent of the Idiocracy

June 21, 2023 California Refugee

Several days ago, I heard a loud, raucous cacophony (a 50-dollar word only lawyers use, meaning chaotic, empty noise) coming from my chickens. I feared that rocky raccoon was doing another drive-thru (he recently used his opposable thumbs to peel back my chicken wire defense system, leaving me with two fewer hens). When I got … Read more

Woke 3rd Degree: They Are Erasing Your Memory of What It Means To Be an American.

May 14, 2023 California Refugee

Greetings, Loyal readers. Buzz Buzby, your investigative reporter, is ready now to submit to you a project that I have worked on for at least 11 minutes. It’s been exhausting, but nothing is too good for you.

Man Cried: “It’s a Real Mess Down Here, God. You Got To Do Something!!! God Replied: I Already Did! I Sent You!

April 20, 2023 California Refugee

Not quite 70 years ago, my mom and dad drove the family car-a, Studebaker- from Milton Freewater, Oregon, to Star, Idaho, to attend the 4-day Thanksgiving celebration that my mom’s family had staged every year since the family farm began back in the 1860s. You could stand on the front porch and look 20 miles … Read more

You Can Fix Anything With Duct Tape!!!

April 5, 2023 California Refugee

Good evening, folks. “Your trusted reporter, Buzz Buzzby at your service. Today I am joined by my intern and trusted sidekick, Timothy Hasno Bottoms, and we are standing-incredible as it may seem-in the center of the Garden of Eden, directly under the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. We are here to try … Read more

13 Year Old Girl Asks: “Mommie, Do I Really Have to Undress in Front of 18 Year Old Men? Joe Biden Says “Yes, You Do”

February 16, 2023 California Refugee

In a companion article, “Call to Action-A Recent Example of Acceptance by Apathy“, my good friend, Aaron Pankacik (pictured below in the middle), brought to your attention the rather astounding story.

An “Interview” with (God knows Who) on DOBBS V JACKSON (YOU KNOW-ABORTION)

February 6, 2023February 5, 2023 California Refugee

On January 17th,2023, I published an historic interview entitled “An “interview” with Margaret Sanger on DOBBS V. JACKSON(ABORTION). There were a few problems (sanger died years ago), but despite that minor glitch, the interview was a rousing success.