Eric Swalwell Archives - Granite Grok

MACDONALD: Swalwell’s Revenge

April 16, 2026 Steve MacDonald

Eric Swalwell’s political career is over, but his career in “politics” doesn’t have to be, especially if he takes a cue from Hillary Clinton. The hildabeast is alleged to have promised to take everyone with her if she goes down for anything. That hasn’t happened yet, and her advancing years are as much a shield … Read more

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CARDELLO: Eric Swalwell Already Had One Foot Out the Door

April 15, 2026 Ray Cardello

I started this article on Monday, and by Monday afternoon, Eric Swalwell was no longer a member of Congress. Even though he tried in vain to proclaim his innocence, his political career was finally over. I am sure I am not the only person who wanted to give him the boot to get him out … Read more

MACDONALD: Eric Swalwell, Not So Well

April 7, 2026 Steve MacDonald

Eric Swallwell is a partisan douchebag. I don’t even need to produce receipts for anyone who pays the slightest bit of attention. Whatever hyperbolic left-wing bullshit is on the menu, he is one of the first ones out of the kitchen to serve it. But that’s not why people who hold care even know who … Read more

CARDELLO: Can Schiff And Swalwell Really Crash And Burn Together

August 15, 2025 Ray Cardello

Oh my, this is not just a Republican fantasy; this might actually happen, and if so, it will be dancing in the streets for MAGA folks everywhere. You cannot tell me that even Democrats don’t look at these two narcissistic political hacks and see corruption and slime. Still, Dems continue to pull the lever and … Read more

The Democrat’s Three Stooges

March 7, 2024 Ray Cardello

The Democrat Party has selected three spokespeople to focus their message and stay consistent. I realize the Democrat bench is not well stocked with political talent, but to choose Eric Swalwell (D-CA), Deborah Wasserman Schultz (D-FL), and Jamie Raskin (D-MD) is tantamount to a bad joke or SNL skit.

Joe Biden Is A Good And Decent Man-Not

September 1, 2023 Ray Cardello

We can put the entire Biden corruption situation to bed. Eric Swalwell has told us so, and you have to believe a U.S. Representative who slept with a Chinese spy. At least it was a female Chinese spy. This fact obviously carried some weight with Eric’s wife.

Did Eric Swalwell Really Call Someone A Traitor

April 18, 2023 Ray Cardello

Tell a lie, have a ton of witless followers, let them retell the lie, and this is how the Left controls this country. This narrative is why half of Americans have no idea what is happening, and this is why 35% of Americans think Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are doing a good job

Schiff, Swalwell, and Omar Get Detention Instead of Committee Seats

January 27, 2023 Ray Cardello

It was the smartest thing ever spoken by Barack Obama: “Elections have consequences.” The Democrats realize the significance of those words this week.

I Seem to Have Nothing for Today So I’ll Just Put up Another Democrat Disparaging Parents.

November 11, 2022 Skip

Shades of Jeanne Dietsch, former NH State Senator, who infamously uttered the words: “This idea of parental choice, that’s great if the parent is well-educated. There are some families that’s perfect for. But to make it available to everyone? No. I think you’re asking for a huge amount of trouble,” Dietsch said. … “If the … Read more

These People Are Out of Their Minds

August 24, 2022 Ray Cardello

I have hit the tipping point. I have been called a racist, misogynist, and threat to Democracy for the last time. No longer. The next Liberal from the Left who calls me out as being either of these will have me in their face. The gloves are off, and I cannot just accept the name-calling and projection.

Every Time Eric Swalwell Enters a Room Someone Should Play David Bowie’s ‘China Girl’

December 24, 2020 Steve MacDonald

Eric Swalwell became a household name for accusing the President of colluding with Russia. (I know, he ran for President, but almost no one knows that). So, did he get the idea (the collusion thing) from his little China Girl, Christine Fang?

Blogline of the Day: Can’t choose the right kind of friend, eh?

December 12, 2020 Skip

“I’ve Said ‘Screw The Chinese Communists.’ Little Did I Know How Closely Swalwell Was Listening” By now, most of you have heard of Fang Fang (aka Christina Fang) who turned out to be a ChiCom (and for you of the younger set, Chinese Communists) spy. While the Democrats have been screaming “Russia, Russia, Russia!”, it’s … Read more

Eric “The Gas Man” Swalwell

November 23, 2019

Hi, I’m Eric Swalwell. You may have heard my “Organic Car Seat Heater” made right here in my home state of California.

Blogline of the Day: So, WHO got nuked???

July 9, 2019July 8, 2019 Skip

I’m just watching the 6pm news now and glad to see that US Congressman Eric “Nuke Gun Owners who won’t give up their guns during my Administration” Swalwell (Progressive – CA) just got nuked big time by prospective voters. -Skip Eric Swalwell is a hyper-Progressive running for the 2020 Progressive Democrat presidential nomination. Running all … Read more

Democrat Anti-Gun Platform Speech Near NRA headquarters Draws…Nobody.

June 18, 2019June 18, 2019 Steve MacDonald

Presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell (D- 0%) held a planned speech near the NRA’s Virginia headquarters. He’ promoting confiscatory overreach similar to that seen in Australia and (Trigger warning for Twitter) New Zealand.

Want to Crash a Democrat 2020 Wanna-Be Presidential Klan-Bake this Weekend?

May 17, 2019 Steve MacDonald

Once you’re done rearranging your sock drawer or washing your hair, you might find you’ve got some time on your hands. If so, you might try “showing up” at one of 23 events this weekend featuring someone pretending to run for President.