Hi, I’m Eric Swalwell. You may have heard my “Organic Car Seat Heater” made right here in my home state of California.
My Organic Car Seat Heater comes complete with a Breakfast Bean Burrito, jam-packed with the finest beans from a small valley in Mexico called “El Gasso Grande.” Even in the coldest of mornings when you sit in your car you can have heat instantly with no clumsy wires, fuses, or switches to flip.
When you finish off our two-pound Breakfast Bean Burrito instant car or truck seat heating is just moments away. And it is way faster than having the heat – right at your fingertips, as they say.
If you order today, I will ship you not one but TWO Breakfast Bean Burrito Starter Kits and one “Evening Brussels Sprouts and Cabbage Bowl of Instant Soup Mix” How is that for a deal!
And as a special extra bonus if you act now included in your free franked package you will find – a small exhaust fan powered by the wind created as a result our Organic Car Seat Heater.
Call today for free franked shipping.
Eric “The Gas Man” Swalwell – former candidate for President of the United States