Today on the Morning Update, we revisit a classic. Pocket-sized climate catastrophist turned Hamas spokesmuppet, Greta “Floatilla” Thunberg, might be a little bit less climate Marxist and a little bit more muslim apologist (Marxist), but she’s on the hook for how wrong she’s been, and it’s still hilarious.
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Ep 258 links:
- https://realclimatescience.com/2026/09/three-years-since-the-apocalypse/#gsc.tab=0
- https://x.com/JackPosobiec/status/1634644472553168896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
- https://granitegrok.com/blog/2023/03/climate-muppet-greta-deletes-armageddon-tweet-from-2018
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Edited Transcript:
Welcome to your Wednesday, September 9th, 2026, morning update. Greta Thunberg was a prop to leverage globalist climate policy, and while the right people pawed over her like she was a kitten, at least rhetorically
Murals, statues, Time magazine, Person of the Year. She hasn’t amounted to much. [A] few fake arrests, pissing off the establishment, and honestly, who doesn’t love that?
Until she converted into a Palestinian prophet, leading flotillas to the war-ravaged non-nation that asked for it. The war, I mean.
If you stand next to people who have sworn to destroy the nation of Israel, and they’re serious, and you can’t kick them out or run them out or vote them out, or if you voted them in, the odds are good that bad things are gonna happen. You are collateral damage. And of course, if you listen to them, they don’t care.
Greta, looking for a reason to be relevant again, raced into the arms of a movement that advocates for a situation run by people who wished they were all dead. But they’re happy to take your free stuff before they kill you.
Not very bright, but you be you. Also not very bright would be this.
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Greta’s track record is somewhere between Hunter Biden and Tony Fauci. If we measured the piles of B S they’ve shoveled, they’d be pretty close.
Greta can at least claim she was a minor for a large portion of that life, and she was just reading scripts and doing what she was told. That’s why I call her Muppet Greta.
She deleted the infamous tweet about Armageddon two months before well, Armageddon.
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To be fair, the tweet did come with a built-in disclaimer. Climate change will wipe out humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels within the next five years. That was 2018.
We didn’t. We’re not going to. There’s no reason it’s gonna happen.
But humanity will one day most likely be wiped out. So technically, you could argue that the top climate scientist was in fact right. They were correct.
As correct as if they’d said “Unless we stop reading in the next five years,” or “unless we stop making sandwiches.” Or “unless we stopped grooming children.” That one might actually be true. And if we’re honest, it’s a list that literally encompasses everything.
And if we’re honest, climate change will wipe out humanity, but the odds that we had anything to do with it are extremely slim. The Earth will change violently. We might get struck with a sweet meteor of death. And that would be the beginning of the end for quite a while. Because when any of those things happen, well, the climate’s gonna change quite a bit, and not in a way terribly favorable to life on Earth.
Wiped out.
But maybe not entirely. Some humans might survive to rebuild over millennia. And if they’re smarter than we are, none of them will listen to climate scientists, and in any case will optimize their wealth, health, and comfort, until the next time the Earth has a tantrum and wipes us out.
That’s it for today. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.
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