SMITH: Will Jeb’s Dog Attend Dogs For Democracy?

Ever since Beth Scaer showed me the enemy camp’s calendar of events page, I’ve been lurking from time to time and thought a certain canine event had already passed, but it’s next Thursday. 

The Merrimack Dems, who recently held a rock painting party, are hosting Dogs for Democracy in Watson Park, which is not far from retired teacher and known elder statesman George May of the Souhegan Watershed Association.  Maybe attendees will include George’s dear friend Chuck Mower, who had been dubbed “the mayor of Merrimack” back in the days when I enjoyed his company as a storyteller and fellow paddler. 

I wonder if “the Bradley dog” is a “Dog for Democracy.”  More on him in a minute.

Alderman Paula Johnson’s dog’s name is Bradley.  I met him at her house a few times before that 11/18/23 clown show school recount overturned her reelection to that body.  Bradley the dog kept getting in my way when I wanted to pat Buster and DaVinci, the late Johnson cats.  Paula called him “Bradley” when coaxing him out of the way, and my knee-jerk reaction was to say, “I hope your dog isn’t named after Jeb.” 

Then I vented about Kevin, our at-the-time mutual senator, for regularly defending Jeb. 

Another Nashua local said Jeb was known to refer to his critics as “those Nashua women,” referring to me, Paula Johnson, and Allison Dyer, who has since become a well-followed TikToker.  Jeb is a RINO, and it’s important to remind readers of that because he appears to be Queen Sharon’s advisor or perhaps puppet master, if I could be so bold as to surmise that, despite his new private citizenship approaching its 2nd anniversary.

I’ve observed Jeb bringing his dog into the state house and LOB several times, and video is available if one so desires to fact-check that.  Take 3/9/22, for example, when he was the HHS committee chair. 

When Jeb arrived, Dr Sherman welcomed “the Bradley dog” into his lap and appeared to even let the dog lick his face. Gross! 

On a quick side note, Nurse Terese invoked his name 3 weeks later at the mic while discussing the importance of proper mask cleanliness and hygiene in her support for HB1131, also on video. 

Fellow mask cultist newly free-facing it with Dr Sherman and that staffer they call “Cam,” Senator Twitley, leaned over into his 6′ zone to pat Jeb’s dog while Kevin played with his phone and Senator Gray (vice chair at the time) was off-camera walking to the mic to introduce a bill.  2 hours and 42 minutes into the video, you can see Jeb tending to his dog while Senator Twitley is yammering vax-related drivel and implying that anyone that disagrees with her is being partisan or political.  (Insert favorite emoji denoting irritation here.)

I think I’ve found enough evidence that Jeb’s dog is a certifiable Dog for Democracy and would be welcome at the event. 

As Rep Lori Korzen says in her famous short videos, “agree or disagree?”

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