COVID-19 Policy: For the safety of our patrons, artists, venue staff, and our community as a whole, we will be requiring proof of vaccination or a negative COVID-19 PCR test from within 72 hours for admittance to all events until further notice.
In addition, masks are required to be worn at all times while at the venue, regardless of your vaccination status. You may pull your mask down when eating or drinking only.
Please bring a photo of your vaccination card or negative PCR test timestamped within the last 72 hours, along with a corresponding state or federal ID for entry.
The above is a direct cut and paste from the Colonial.org website for the theater in Keene.
Obviously, they are determining what is best for us, just like Comrade General Biden and his stud muffin, Anthony Fauci, versus allowing us to make our own decisions.
It is, however, so nice of them to allow us to pull our masks down when eating or drinking (only).
Otherwise, I suppose, it would make quite a mess on the floor of the new facilities.
I do think that they are missing the requirement to show your marriage or shack-up license if you are accompanied by a male or female (OMG, the pronouns) and a current dog license, should you have a pooch at home.
Just Get a Grip – Will you please?
