Democrats look to California for guidance, and the Left-Coast is happy to provide it. A laboratory where failure is common but regarded with cries of success by their progressive fanboygirlthemtheirs. So, this has to have them swooning. New mask guidance suggesting you wear it between bites of food.
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Going out to eat with members of your household this weekend? Don't forget to keep your mask on in between bites.
Do your part to keep those around you healthy. #SlowtheSpreadhttps://t.co/snYe5v55Rw pic.twitter.com/Y4fcDO5Zke
— California Governor (@CAgovernor) October 3, 2020
Gavin Newsom-thing, and he had to share it. Thankfully he is only a threat to California. Except as noted above, where SuperCaliFragileInstictsSpreadOutsideTheirBorders. Especially when they make less than no sense.
The California Ministry of Masks asks you to increase your hand to mask cross-contamination probabilities exponentially while simultaneously asking you to minimize that same behavior.
Minimize the number of times you take your mask off by taking it off and putting back on more frequently.
Maybe this is a subliminal message to stay home. Don’t support local restaurants. If you do, the maskstapo can get you for too little or too frequent mask handling—a matter not lost on the peeps.
Blaze.com shared some public feedback.
- “Should we wash our hands after touching our mask each time we remove it between bites? What if I’m eating chips and salsa and I go for a double-dip?” one user wondered. “Is that technically two bites since it’s the same chip?”
- The same user brought up a second quandary: “What if I take a bite of the chip (first dip) and it gets lodged in my throat, and I start choking? Should I put the mask on first and then start coughing, or would it be OK to try and preserve my life first without the mask?”
Brilliant.
But not entirely without promise. The hashtag #slowthespread is a perfect companion to this display of idiocy.
Related: Nashua Mask Mandate Works So Well They’ve Had an Infection Spike.
Yes, let’s slow the spread – of “peaceful protesters” demanding you display the BLM Sieg Heil and chant, or they may have to beat you. The ongoing threat of looting, Molotovs, flying bottles of urine and feces, and threats of injury or death you only get where Democrats are in charge.
And let’s not just slow the spread of the escalation of clinical-fascism. End it all and turn it back. But to do any of that, you have to stop voting for Democrats.
It’s the only way.
