In what may go down in history as THE non-endorsement endorsement for President of the United States, Barack Obama has finally shared his thoughts on who he thinks should be the next Democrat nominee. I know, Biden’s the only one left so it’s a good thing that he picked Joe Biden!
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Joe is probably relieved. I’m so glad Barry picked me, he’s probably telling one or more of the voices in his head.
Still Leading from Behind
Another fine example of Barry’s leadership skills. Showing people the way. Picking the only guy left standing. Almost as brave as being absent, missing, nowhere to be found on the night of September 11th, 2012 when militants attack the US Embassy in Libya.
Another incident he probably learned about from watching CNN.
But back to the Biden non-endorsement-endorsement. It naturally starts out, being all about…Barack Obama.
“Choosing Joe to be my vice president was one of the best decisions I ever made, and he became a close friend. And I believe Joe has all the qualities we need in a president right now,” Obama said in a video posted to Twitter.
Best decisions? It wasn’t the worst decision but that’s as far as I’ll go.
“Joe has the character and the experience to guide us through one of our darkest times and heal us through a long recovery,” Obama said.
I don’t think Joe can count to ten anymore. He confuses himself mid-sentence and wanders off-topic, making up words as he goes. Mr. Magoo has a better “sense of direction.” But he’s all the Democrats have left. Unless, as I’ve asserted elsewhere, that Biden is just a mule for the real as yet to be named party nominee.
Or maybe not. After all, the guy who was AWOL during the Benghazi attack has just described his vice-president (also MIA at the time) as a guy who “has the character and the experience to guide us through one of our darkest times and heal us through a long recovery.”
Signed, Mr. Barack “we’ll never see 3% GDP ever again” Obama.
But there is one nugget to truth buried in the Obama statement. Under Joe Biden or any Democrat, it would indeed become a very long recovery.
Nice job Barry. You got one right.
| CNBC
