Granitegrok is the most popular Conservatarian blog site in New Hampshire. Possibly New England. That’s thanks to you, our readers. The People the Democrats hate. The ones they call White Supremacist, Nazi Racists. As if that will somehow win them over to their side.
Even if you are not white.
So, it’s Christmas morning. Let’s take that left-wing strategy and imagine you’ve just had your own (D)ickensian Christmas Carol; visited in your sleep by three Liberal douchebags.
A Democrat of Communists Past, Present, and Future. It’s all the same lie. It all smells like Bernie Sanders. Old Marxist. Put it in a bottle, call it the resistance, and peddle it to the young kids who think it’s cool to sell your soul to the supremacy state. Spray this on, comrade. It makes you strong like Stalin. Add an Old Spice like Whistle or something catchy like the Intel or McDonald’s sound trademarks, and it’s the stocking stuffer for people who don’t give gifts because its bad for the planet, but when they do, someone else paid for them.
These “ghosts” want your vote for a Democrat President. Any Democrat. And they have convinced you, overnight, that you are a bigoted, Nazi, White supremacist. All because you fell for that colonialist schtick that evolved into the American experiment. A Government that answers to the people, property rights, rule of law, and an independent judiciary. Your ancestors built that. Democrats hate it. Just need a supernatural walkthrough with the average Lobbyists’ luncheon (or three, or three hundred), and you are sold bought and paid for; hello Georgetown Flu. That ‘republic’ stuff is for suckers.
You’re voting for Sanders or Warren now, or whatever manifestation of communism the latest poll tells us to like on facebook and tweet on Twitter. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez as the Secretary of State sounds dreamy. We should like, you know, like, like, stuff and junk. And when was the last time the SoS was also a trained bartender? Ted Kennedy, the Lyin’ of the Senate, would cross the aisle for a bartender any day. Too bad he’s dead.
Sure, we’ll need a police state to take everyone’s money indefinitely even after they’ve taken it all and there isn’t any left. People with no money and no free sh** (because they were lied to) get hangry when the bread costs more than a Chevy Volt without the subsidy (or with). But that’s socialism. And to get there from here Democrats have decided the best course of action after abandoning the white working-class vote is to tell them they are all intolerant, bigoted nazi haters.
More flies with venom than entitlements, as the saying goes. Or not. Let’s go with not because Democrats are actually off the deep end on just about everything. They think everyone wants tax hikes even when they refuse to proudly stand by their votes for tax hikes.
They also think it’s a keen idea to repeatedly call the most popular and fastest-growing political site in the region a hate site as if that will scare off the locals like some ghost story. Maybe the one about Democrat majorities past or present where the left overreached so severely with so little foresight that it did it again and got wiped out.
In the aftermath, they’ll gather in their covens and dank little narrative mills deep beneath their liberal ghettoes and ponder the reason for their demise.
You know what, we didn’t crap on them enough. Next time, we need to throw more crap. That’ll win them over.
Yes, it might be fiction, but you can make it a reality. If you stand up and vote them all out, and wake up the day after the election to lamentations of the liberals, removed from power, scrubbed from the body politics like an unwanted ghost. A gift that keeps on giving, perhaps for generations.
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