Babylon Bee Archives - Granite Grok

Babylon Bee

T-Bone’s Imaginary Presidential Campaign Runs Out Of “Other People’s Money”

File under “You can’t make this stuff up.” In a statement uncharacteristically honest for a Democrat, Cory Booker suspended his (or was it T-Bone’s) imaginary Presidential campaign this morning with the statement that the campaign had quite literally run out of (other people’s) money – via WSJ: “Our campaign has reached the point where we …

T-Bone’s Imaginary Presidential Campaign Runs Out Of “Other People’s Money” Read More »

Handcuffs due process

Unborn Babies In New York Identifying As Convicted Criminals So They Can’t Legally Be Executed

Babylon Bee is becoming my go-to source for excellent parody. Today’s example refers to New York State’s adoption of abortion from conception to live birth. We reported on the change here, and you’ll find plenty of links to stories about the move. But Babylon Bee has taken it to the next logical step. NEW YORK—According …

Unborn Babies In New York Identifying As Convicted Criminals So They Can’t Legally Be Executed Read More »